Just be yourself
That should do the trick
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You're the third person to suggest that
but you know as well as I do, in person I'm a charming little snake

EDIT Shit, she just walked in
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I don't want to know about your "charming little snake", if you don't mind me saying so.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Are you sure?
Because I can post pictures if you like?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Actually, yes. I would like to see your penis in a picture.
I want my name on a card next to it to prove you've taken the photo just for me.

I seriously 100% want this, I don't think you'd have the guts to do this though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Aw, man
I was just going to post Hitlercock again, but I don't even have that since they cleared out B3tards a while back

EDIT back off to work now, bye Gonz, I'll miss you lots, bye
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:18, Reply)

okaybyebyeloveyoubyebye NO YOU HANG UP

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:26, Reply)

No. I know that you're a hairy little shitcunt
There's nothing charming about you
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Heeheehee
A hairy little shitcunt, who's THE BEST YOU EVER HAD
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Oh dear god are we really back to that again?
Dear delusional bertie, I've had vibrators and dildo's able to do the job better than you. Don't flatter yourself.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:24, Reply)

To be fair, it's hard to compete with a cock that's so big it's got it's own little cock, and both of those cocks have such arabatic skill that they could perform a circus act.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I didn't notice your name change
and was like "who on earth is this random, suddenly weighing in on this conversation?"


/pointless post has no point
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I also did this.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:37, Reply)

poidh.
...
(CheatingRabbit, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:05, Reply)