Oh you're so complex and interesting bert,
you're damaged and it's stopping you from living.
Forgive yourself bert, you have a beautiful soul.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:15, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Christ, is there nothing you won't lie about, QOTW?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:16, Reply)

just cool it off then
don't talk to her, forget some of her texts, don't make as much eye contact. If she's minimally bright she'll realise you've lost interest. If it gets to a point where she admits full out she's attracted, tell her the truth, that you're just not going out with anyone at the moment. Usually works

/real advice on the internet
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Ewwwwww
That all sounded so, so, pleasant

I've already been avoiding her, but it would seem that she's after me now, and to let her down I'm going to have to be brutal
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Why be brutal?
A simple no will suffice. She might go away and have a silent cry later that night, suffer embarassment that she might have misread the signals, probably have a night in with chocolate and a film, or bitch to her friends a bit. But none of that will affect you, and it will be over and done with
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Or she could go mental and stab him.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Ooh I hope it's this one.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I hope it's this option
EDIT - Mindpiss!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:29, Reply)

It's not mindpiss, just a popular opinion.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:32, Reply)

There used to be some rules about mindpiss
the relavant one is, it's not mindpiss if it's the right answer.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:36, Reply)