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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Now I want a chocolate cock
as well as a Tunnock's Tea Cake.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:59,
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latest was 16 years ago)
*squirts chocolate sauce down his pants*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:00,
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but do you have a Tunnock's Tea Cake on standby as well?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:01,
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*panics*
For you, I'll find one!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:02,
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*wiggles bottle of chocolate sauce and winks*

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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:17,
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om nom nom
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:27,
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*eyes cross*
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:40,
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