I hope you get an itchy minge as you're walking down a busy street
and you don't want to scratch it in public so you end up walking about two blocks squirming and moving your legs in funny direction trying to make it stop prickling before you final just give in and duck into a alley and adjust your underwear.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:09, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

oh my god I hate it when that happens after a wax

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:14, Reply)

*makes a mental note to hang around alleyways 2 blocks away from waxing parlours*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:22, Reply)

why would you want to watch a girl not scratching her minge?
that's what most girls are doing most of the time.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)

No
I want to watch girls shoving their hands down their pants. Probably easier if I just browse the internet a while.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)

I hope you find a hundred on the ground and as you bend to pick it up you realise you can't straighten your back
and the bill flies away before you can pick it up and all you can do is watch it float in the wind and frown
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:20, Reply)

we don't have hundreds
so it'd be one of yours which is worth what? £4? hardly worth the bother of bending down
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)

one day *shakes fist*

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:24, Reply)

bwahahaha
*twirls moustache*
*swirls cape*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:32, Reply)

*shoots you in the face*

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)

that's just mean

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)