I'll let you fuck me
as long as you don't look at me, speak to me, or try to hold me afterwards
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 17:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Sounds fair enough
I've got a shag for tonight but can pencil you in for the next time I'm hungover?
( broadsword, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 17:58, Reply)

It's a date!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 17:59, Reply)

Wait, is Broadsword a man or a woman?
The name implies male, but I'm not sure.
It's not that I'm fussy or anything, I just want to know what state my ringpiece will be in when he/she is finished
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:05, Reply)

pffft
like it isn't raped to a gaping 12" diameter as it is
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:06, Reply)

It'll be like chucking hot dog down a hallway.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:10, Reply)

waving an arm in a barn
a shit smeared barn
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:20, Reply)

You've been spying on me in the shower again?
You lawyers are all filth
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:11, Reply)

AND i charged you #380 plus vat per hour
for the privilege
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 18:38, Reply)

Cheap at half the price

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 19:01, Reply)