I guess you are!
Woo for b3tan romances!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Good morning, B3ta dating agency, how may I help you?
Which level of the autistic spectrum do you require?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:48, Reply)

self-diagnosed please

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Coming right up

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Well hello there.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Wanna sort some CDs?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)

haha best chat-up line

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)

this whole subthread made me actually officelol

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Certainly beats my efforts on Friday
(after I'd gone to the Ballroom - I suck at being on the pull, but not to the point that no-one would even notice)

"In that case, I think we owe it to ourselves to find a corner and make out."
"What? No! No we don't."
"...oh..."

I am the DADDY, I tells you.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Smooth

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Aw yeah.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:02, Reply)

No need to aaarsk
he's a smooth operayder
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:02, Reply)

not as smooth
as my taxi drivers attempt :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Is that sadface to suggest
that the taxi driver's skills paid off?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:05, Reply)

or that he didn't try hard enough to overcome your defences
even though you secretly wanted it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:08, Reply)

I may not have had a proper
date in some time, but I don't think I'm desperate enough for that yet
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I think you are unfairly pre-judging taxi drivers

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Oh come on,
she avoided Chompy because he's a date-rapist, why would she settle for the kind of rapist who won't even take you out first?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:16, Reply)

ok, that's a fair point

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:16, Reply)

indeed it is
he didn't even pay for my taxi-ride the cheapo.

And it's not so much pre-judging taxi drivers, as knowing I don't generally have much in common with them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure why I am standing up for taxi drivers here, but I've started so may as well carry on...
there could be a taxi driver out there who is perfect for you, but you are sweeping him aside with all the rest with your generalisations.

for shame!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:20, Reply)

but how likely is that?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)

hard to say
it shouldn't be so callously dismissed as a possibility
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:23, Reply)

I think so
I'm not saying I'd never, but based on the taxi drivers I've met the probability is close to zero
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:25, Reply)

as long as you accept it as possible
that's all I ask
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:28, Reply)

"As I looked into his eyes he took the knife away from my throat and we realised we were perfect for each other."

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)

you are doing very well this morning

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Ta!
I blame lack of sleep and too much caffeine.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)

What with not being a rapist and all.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:21, Reply)

What was that??

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:06, Reply)

he was very unsmoothly
staring at me for the whole taxi ride. Then when I got out, he grasped my arm and said 'you're very beautiful you know.' I think I just stared at him in horror
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:12, Reply)

and that was SMOOTHER than ME?
*rethinks technique*
*decides to go for pity*
*cries*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Yes... YES!
Your tears sustain me!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)

As long as you put out.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)

You've seen me
I can't afford not to.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:19, Reply)

The weekend's looking up, then.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:20, Reply)

And I bet he was one of them forrins
They do that.
There was a kerrazy forrin begging if he could have a room in my house as I put out my bins on Tuesday.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:14, Reply)

mind you
I'll blame it on the late shift. I just seem to have had a sudden frequency rise in things like that happening to me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:16, Reply)

and he was so upset by your rejection he went on a killing spree.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)

speaking as one who regularly deals with rejection...

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)

I have just remembered,
my housemate has made a fucking SPREADSHEET to help him keep his CD collection organised.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:08, Reply)

I know a couply couple
who keep spreadsheets of their weekly spending, and they compete to see who can spend the least.
It makes me so sad to think about it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)

This is so absolutely wrong that I am unable to comprehend it on a Monday morning.
I shall endeavour to return this afternoon with a witty response.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I didn't know you used to live with Psychochomp

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Not for long.
I couldn't handle the Saturday mornings, always having to walk some tearful girl, no idea how she'd got there, down to the bus stop.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:29, Reply)

You are on top form this morning
*salutes*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:30, Reply)

God DAMN I feel poopular this morning :)

EDIT - And I like that typo so much I'm keeping it.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:33, Reply)