It is that
and your misfortune has made me happy, right now I'm celebrating with a packet of mini cheddars
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:55, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I hope they are better than the hula hoops I just ate.
salty as fuck
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:56, Reply)

They are very nice
Did you put them all on your fingers, and then bite them and accidentally hurt your fingers, but then carry on biting them off your fingers anyway?

I love doing that
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:57, Reply)

the salt makes my cuticle wounds sting
waaaaah
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Awww.....
You have cute-ickle wounds?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:04, Reply)

haha yes, yes I do
I have tiny hands.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I'd like to see your
cute ickle wound
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:11, Reply)

it is ickle
don't listen to Larry Vest.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Mini cheddars are fantastic!
And only £3.98 for 36 bags at Asda.

Are they normal cheddars or one of those newfangled "flavours"?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:57, Reply)

You pikey fatty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:58, Reply)

And your point is?
I take no insult from that.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:03, Reply)

See below, Bert sums it up quite nicely

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:08, Reply)

POVVO
You shop at SADSA.

They're the normal ones, I got the new flavours a while back, but they were all a bit underwhelming
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I'm a pensioner now.
Got to conserve the funds you know. And I only shop (slowly) when it's busy.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:02, Reply)

You should be horsewhipped and branded
you dirty, proletariat scum
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Ha Ha.
Back to work. Up the rigging you monkey.

I'll go back to lounging in the garden with a Pimms and some doritos while deciding which local craftsmen will avail himself of my largesse.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:07, Reply)

You are livin' la vida loca

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:10, Reply)

You'll never be be a big cheese with Mini Cheddars Bert, remember that.

(Cave Duck, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Pffft

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:58, Reply)