Here's some helpful advice for you:
Don't be such a fucking useless non-driving cunt
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:05, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh', yeah', sure, what the world needs, is another person poluting the planet so they can drive to the McDonalds drive through.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Driving fast with the stereo on full blast
is one of life's exquisite pleasures Gonz, you should give it a go.

...and besides, we'll be running out of oil soon anyway, make the most of it while you can
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I'll tell you what we're running out of, and that's clean unpoluted air and water.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:14, Reply)

You'll be long dead by the time it really matters
Son't have any kids and you can kick back, relax and enjoy your life.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Why should I resist my biological urges and responcbilities just because the goverments that you choose decide to line their pockets with blood money from evil corperations?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Blood money is the best kind of money

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Won't somebody think of the children?!
For the love of God Gonz, think of the children
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Please don't accouse me of "thinking" of the children, just because I love this planet and want it's survival to last more than my lifetime.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Are you serious, Gonz?
Are you high?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)

No, just bored.
I think the planet will always find ways of fixing itself.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)

The planet will fix itself.
But we may not be part of the solution.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Hippy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Well hopefully
after tomorrow I won't be. Any tips for getting me to that stage?
(porkinator is a Rock n Roll nerd!, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Like I said
Don't be such a fucking useless non-driving cunt.

Now, tell me why you've just made me repeat myself, before I reach through my monitor and twat you with a phonebook
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:09, Reply)

So...
in order to stop being such a fucking useless non-driving cunt, I need to stop being such a fucking useless non-driving cunt.

Tautology if I've ever heard it.
(porkinator is a Rock n Roll nerd!, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:12, Reply)

That's the spirit!
*looks up tautology, again*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:13, Reply)

*had to do the same*

(porkinator is a Rock n Roll nerd!, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:14, Reply)

That wasn't tautology, you spastic
that was repetition for effect
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:15, Reply)

*is a spastic*

(porkinator is a Rock n Roll nerd!, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:19, Reply)