I want there to be no kids at my wedding
but people will probably kick off if I say that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:03, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Go to Vegas
Find a Drive-thru wedding chapel ministered by a midget Elvis impersonator.
Done.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Same here
All my friends and cousins have just had a baby or will have it soon. That means around 8 babies on my wedding at least.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I don't want kids at my wedding.
I concede that my baby will have to be there but I don't really like tolerating other peoples' children. Exceptions will be for toddlers of people travelling from overseas but we are already very limited on numbers so they don't get a proper seat at the table. Yeah, I'm mean.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)

my bro and the mrs' sister both have newish sprogs
which means I can't say no kids :-(
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:21, Reply)