Extreme knitting.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'd be afraid of cutting off blood supply to my fingers
I always used to do that when my granny taught me to knit.

And there's the needles too - I could poke them in someone's eyes (on purpose).
I'll just be the gibbering wreck in the corner, okay?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:26, Reply)

HELLO THERE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)

HELLO
Shame we never chatted on Friday. I think you look like Albrecht Durer.

www.jim3dlong.com/1498_Albrecht_Durer_Self-Portrait-WL400.jpg

Without the hat, obviously.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I like those paintings you can get down Covent Garden, with the planets and the wolves and stuff like that, which glow in neon light.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Are they as good as the ones that you get in Indian restaurants?
You know, the ones that are lit up from within and have waterfalls that move. Are the wolves as good as that?

Nothing can beat moving waterfalls in a picture.
FACT.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)

It's close, but not quite as good.
But if you put the neon painting behind a fish tank, then you've got a winner.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Especially if you've got neon tetras
or whatever those little darty fishes are called.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I do a bit, eh?
Next time we shall chat FO SHO'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Good plan

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)