I'll be back towards the end of january, but for the first part of my trip, no, I won't be in london.
I'll be travelling about the good old countryside.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:21, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Countryside is rubbish
it's full of cows and poo. Stay in London, it's where all the miserable misanthropic cunts live.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I love the countryside. It's peaceful.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:26, Reply)

You've clearly never seen the british countryside
Smackheads on every corner and prostitutes waiting to facerape you on the verges. You'll fit in just fine.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:48, Reply)

All the prostitutes have qualifications in carrying plates
and the smackheads all have British passports so they occasionally go and work elsewhere in the EU without bothering to get a visa.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:55, Reply)

sounds fun
but a suggestion might be not to spend all day at the zoo. I speak from experience when I say I went to the zoo three times during childhood at various birthday parties, and it doesn't get more engaging
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:23, Reply)

well I'm thinking the afternoon more then the whole day.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 12:25, Reply)

You are WRONG, the zoo is BRILLIANT.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:21, Reply)

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tee hee
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 0:01, Reply)