A whole year?
You useless, lazy bastard.

In that time you could have re-trained and got a dozen jobs
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:13, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Fuck off Bert
You don't knock someone as good looking as TRL. If he wants to sit on his arse watching porn and eating quavers then we should all paint our right hands and genitals yellow in solidarity.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I have to pick on TRL, he's hurt somebodt that I care about
and while I know absolutely none of the details, ins and outs, or even the he said, she saids of the situation, I have to conclude that TRL is a MASSIVE CUNT who should be punished.

*disclaimer - I don't actually care, before anyone starts getting worked up, I'm just having a go for shits and giggles
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)

: p

( girlinthehole, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Awwww you know I love you BGB
even though you don't reciprocate, indeed you feel I am a vile piece of excreta, and I understand this, but me and TRL just have a special connection that I can't break.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

That didn't stop you breaking our 'special connection' though
Did it? DID IT?!

*runs away crying and ruining his mascara*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Well
I really didn't want to be in a job that required me asking the person in front of me if they wanted fries with that, so I was a bit limited in my prospects. My last job paid me almost $70K/year. Being on unemployment was paying more than I could have made working a retail job.

I haven't been idle in the meantime, though, I assure you.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:16, Reply)

You've been working those abs and buns
and putting the moves on some sexy ladies no doubt.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Well, kinda.
By which I mean not at all. Other than sitting on those buns and drinking six-packs to cover my abs.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I'm so hot for you right now

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Al you're hot for anyone you slag

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)

It's true
I was even hot for you earlier. Then I remembered dj's little face and I thought of how sad he would be and then I got hot for him instead.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Aw, I just pictured it and now I'm all hot as well
It was lovely to meet your bride-to-be on Friday. Not customary to bring the lady on a stag-do, but hey...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:30, Reply)

She goes with me everywhere
When she's not around I feel like I've lost a significant part of me.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Like your...
ah!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I want you to fist my bottom like it's an ill fitting boxing glove.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I want to fist your bottom with an ill fitting boxing glove
then it'll fall off halfway through and get stuck up there and I can turn you upside down and fill it up with lemonade.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I like where this is going.
I hope we can do this in the woods and then after maybe have a tickle fight.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Boys, play nicely now
Or I'll fist you both with a double ended dildo that enlarges and traps you together for all eternity.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)

We could be like a pair of midnight squealy foxes :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I'll be the one that bites of a babies face
and you can face the door and make sure nobody comes in to disturb us. Then when I'm done I'll curl up and you can lie on your back and I'll dribble the blood and bits of baby face into your mouth like when pornstars do that cum spitting thing in the films that daddy doesn't tell mummmy about.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I've got a right broom-on now

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I'm wiping away the tears

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:12, Reply)

the most important question right now is:
"Where from?"
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:13, Reply)

From your daddy's weeping bedsores
she was helping him change his dressings when she got all hot and bothered by the smell so she used his crutches as rudimentary vaginal and anal dildos.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I hope you get helmet cancer
you yankee fuck
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Hey now
he is one of two b3tans I've met and he is lovely
but I can't argue the yankee bit, he is from the north

maybe you could wish him poison ivy instead?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Poison Ivy
On his mother's balls
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)