Very wrong
You're sick.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:41, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Well that goes without saying
but I'm not sure if it makes me a necrophiliac, or some sort of bone fetishist
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Well, they are alive
So, at the moment, you're free of that charge.

They are in sexy positions, but still, I like my partners more meaty.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Meaty, eh?
*raises hand*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Pfft!
You're not meaty.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I'm meatier than I'd like to be
hence all the fucking jogging. Am perplexed by your wanting me to put on a stone thing. A 5'11" man who weighs 13st10 is not an attractive prospect, especially not with this face
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:28, Reply)

*shrugs*
I like chunky guys. Being a big girl myself, I like guys who are bigger than me. Makes me feel feminine innit.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:30, Reply)

*draws line through BGB's name*
My list of B3tans who'd let me take a poke is more sparse than a list of amusing jokes that Michael McIntyre wrote himself instead of stealing them from other, funnier comedians
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Don't cross me off.
It sounds too final. Never say never is my motto.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I've only crossed you off the B3tans list
Pretty much everyone I'm friends with on Facebook is still fair game. Except my ex. No point.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Woo!

( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Your fiancee isn't meaty.
He's quite wiry.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)

You have a boner for bones

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:45, Reply)

An osteophile?
(No, it doesn't sound particularly funny, I just wondered what the correct term might be)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:00, Reply)

sounds about right.
Both words are greek-derived. Though the latin is from the greek.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:14, Reply)