'Oldest B3tan'
And before any of yez does the strikeout thingy with 'Oldest' for 'Dullest' - there are others more deserving. You know who I mean.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:32, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

but he's in Glastonbury

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Then, he cannot be old nor dull.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:34, Reply)

no, Glasto isn't at all filled with old dull wannabe hippies

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Of course not
Only the coolest of the coolest go there. The only reason I'm not there is because I don't have more holidays.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:05, Reply)

The only reason I'm not there
is because Psychochump is.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Is he too cool for you?
Maybe if you go together with your other you, your combined cool factor will be enough to be allowed to talk with him.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:19, Reply)

- and dreaming of you. Or the other one.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:35, Reply)

@ Kitty
Don't you love not having an identity here and being always interchanged with "the other one"?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:38, Reply)

It's not too bad, means we can double team people when they insult one or other of us
*cough* Larry *cough*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:54, Reply)

You and Applebite for Destruction
Are going to double team Larry?
Lucky sod.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)

i'm liking the use of Applebite for Destruction already

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Me too.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:01, Reply)

I choose you Applebite!
*Applebite uses Destruction*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Like that Indian Godess
Only with less arms.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I suppose it has it's advantages
But I rather be myself and fight for my own!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Fucking yeah.
Don't mess with us, ok?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Just wait til we get doubles shit going on the pole
We can lay the smackdown.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Oh yes mate.
No one will mess with us then.

I ordered mine last night *excites*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)

*jealouses*
My teacher said she's going to have a play on a spinning pole and then give us some lessons, I'm well excited, although the spinny poles are really fucking hard.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)

How old is oldest?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:33, Reply)

For you, anything above 19.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Ha Ha.
I'm 22!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Old! You are old!

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Ah - 22, The memories!

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:39, Reply)

But if you can remember being 22
then I may be challenging you for oldest B3ta poster, Larry.
(Cave Duck, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Born in the year
Nineteen hun'erd and fifty two.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:47, Reply)

My!
Did the world exist back then?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Freshly dried out from the flood.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Your even older than me.
And Porkylips too.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:53, Reply)

combined

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:55, Reply)

If only.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Right. So I'll be treated with appropriate respect in future then.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I had no idea you were such an old bastard...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:01, Reply)

I like to think I bring a certain balance to the board.
Just as I lose my own.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:04, Reply)

a noble cause
I salute you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Not a chance grandad.
Edit: I see you are not a member of the oldies club, so I reckon you're only 15 or someink.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Hi dad.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Who's that? Come into the light where I can see you better.
one of my Dad jokes - when the kids call 'Dad' I answer "who's that?". Every time. When I remember to.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)

when my sister or I phones my dad
we both say "it's me" so he waits until we've been talking for a while and said something that reveals which one we are and then goes "oh it's you, hello dear".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)

You see, that 'Hello dear' not 'Hello Kitty' shows he still isn't sure.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Memory Like An Elephant Champion 2010 - Mr Larry Vest

(Cave Duck, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)

memory hung
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:51, Reply)

That, we'll have to see.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:53, Reply)

wooooooooooooo

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Rather hopeful of you, young lady.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Hopeful?
It's just scientific interest. Nothing else.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Ain't that the truth.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

The truth will be unveiled
And we'll all see it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:41, Reply)