I'll wear a flat cap
and she can wear a whippets dog collar.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:27, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

it is your turn to wear the collar
my turn to wear the flat cap. my dad actually has about 7, i can steal one.

eeeeow now i am thinking about my dad AND a porn film in the same thoughtbreath. damn you al and vipros, see what you have done to me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)

You'll be the sweaty girl meat filling
between your father and my quivering white buttocks as we both grunt and rut furiously.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:35, Reply)

at last
a fantasy i can flick the bean to whilst watching the football
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)

that's the dream

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Oh Em Gee
I'm so hot right now at the thought of double tagging Rachelswipe with her father while we all watch the football together.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I don't think you could call yourself a man if you weren't

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:40, Reply)

it is only for the truly red blooded
admittedly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:41, Reply)

So seriously
when are you, me and your old man gonna meet up for a drink in a nice london hotel then? I've only got two and half weeks until I'm married so time really is becoming of the essence here.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:42, Reply)

why stop at my old man?
when we could have one each?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:44, Reply)

You mean bring Vipros along too?
That might get a bit weird for my liking.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:49, Reply)

yeah but vipros would love it!
be kind to the animals.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)

hey!
what are you trying to say?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)

that you're a tiger, baby
grrrrrr. rawr.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)

more of a lion
I'm sporting quite a mane at the moment

by which I mean I need to get a haircut because I look ridiculous
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:59, Reply)

i can't read this now it is too spread out
let's move the breast and beard banter to the other thread on bert's post!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:03, Reply)

alright

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:04, Reply)