what do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
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...frostbite! HAHAHAHAHA
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA






that was shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:22, Reply)

I know, wasn't it!
I typed 'shit jokes' into google.

I quite like this one though:
What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?

"ME!!!"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:24, Reply)

That's superb.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I don't get it.
Edit - I get it now.
( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I'd have shouted
.....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCK

But then we're all different.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)

that's exactly what I did shout!
My instructor said I swore more than a young lady should.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Hope you told them to piss off
;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:36, Reply)

I wanted to tell him to have a breathmint
his breath smelled like a badger's arse.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I still can't work out how his breath travelled towards you when your both falling at 100mph plus.
and he is behind you.

Are you sure you had not shit yourself?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)

haha thanks
it was when I was in the plane strapped to him, he was talking into my ear from about 3 inches away and his breath was most foul. The descent from the plane was a nice if not a little quick respite from it, but unfortunately as soon as he pulled the cord he started talking about the views, etc, which involved more breathy whispers into my face.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:49, Reply)

I accept this explaination
and will rarely mention it again.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:53, Reply)

That's from Hot Shots Part Deux.
Still good though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Really?
How did I miss that? I've seen it numerous times. Fail.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I checked on imdb quotes from the film

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I think my favourite line is
"don't you realise these men are celibate, like their fathers and their fathers before them?"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:06, Reply)