A white horse walks into a bar and the barman says "I've got a whisky named after you"
and the horse says, "What...Colin?"

And the same thing happened with a Wild Turkey the next day
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:32, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

But I thought he was the monkey in the bath?

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)

He gets around a bit does Colin.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)

I think "Colin" is the default comedy name for animals

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)

The monkey is called Nigel when I tell that joke.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:36, Reply)

don't be ridiculous
monkeys aren't called Nigel
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:38, Reply)

That is what makes it more funny.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:39, Reply)

it just makes it ridiculous
you've got to have an element of realism
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Then surely he should be called Bubbles
or Bonzo.
Possibly Cheetah.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:50, Reply)

9 year olds don't worry about realism.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:50, Reply)

That's why they like my cock
they don't realise it's unrealistically small.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:52, Reply)

It's also the default name
in the (Tommy Cooper?) joke about one in five of the world's population being Chinese.

"There's five of us in my family, so one of us must be Chinese. There's my mum and dad, me, my brother Colin and my other brother Yim Hang. I think it's Colin."
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Close the thread
This one WINS.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:52, Reply)

That man
was a true genius.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:53, Reply)

His one liners were classic.
A sad loss to British comedy.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Oh hang on,
here's another
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Shakespeare went into a pub.
The barman said "You're bard".
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)

*guffaw*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Oh hang on, here's another - Man walks into a bar.
Says "Ow!!" - it was an iron bar.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Horse walks into bar
Barman says "We don't serve your type round here"
Horse starts giving it 'all that' and doing pincer movement with his hooves while being ejected
An Irishman says to the barman "why did you do that?"
The barmen says "because we AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare"

You get the picture
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)