A guy and his son are at the doctor's
The doctor says to the dad, 'I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but you have cancer, and I'm afraid it's terminal'
In shock, the dad tells his son that he must live a long and fruitful life, and to celebrate that they go to the pub for a couple of drinks.
In the pub, as their knocking back a couple of pints, the dad's friends come over and ask why all the sad faces. The father replies 'it's because I just found out I have AIDs, and don't have long to live'.
They carry on celebrating for the rest of the night, when on the way home the son asks 'dad, you have cancer, why did you tell your friends that it was AIDs?'
He replies, 'I don't want any of those cunts shagging your mum when I'm gone'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:36, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

haha
amazed I've not heard that before
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Me neither.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:39, Reply)

That's really insensitive, V
Laughing at an AIDs joke in a Monty Boyce thread, shame on you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I'm sure he is devastated

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:46, Reply)

aw, you were so close

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Is this going to be brought up every thread?

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:04, Reply)