I'm not saying we should worry. At all.
As mentioned to Applebite yesterday I'm quite looking forward to laying into him when he gets back
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:10, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

into
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Now THAT's nasty (see below)!
Chompy is definitely not on my B3tans To Do List
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I don't try to be nasty.
It just happens sometimes.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Ditto
Although I usually feel bad about it afterwards. It passes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:22, Reply)

OMG I've just realised who you remind me of
Roger from American Dad.

God that's been bugging me for ages.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Um...
I don't know who that is

Should I just assume that the comparison is not flattering?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:37, Reply)

yes
yes you should.

EDIT: Youtube him later, you'll understand.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

the alien?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)

yes

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Can I just ask, even though I probably shouldn't
are you comparing me to an Alien personality-wise... or looks-wise? Cos Al's got the latter sewn up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:41, Reply)

You have to see him in action
it's not the looks, it's the mannerisms. How he speaks and acts is how I picture you speaking and acting.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:45, Reply)

I think I know who you mean
I'm less eloquent than that in real life. Slightly more hyperactive and not so composed. As a fucking cartoon alien

Glad you don't think I look like him though. I'm putting that in my "B3ta compliments file", as it's as close as I'm ever likely to come
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:47, Reply)

stop fishing.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Oh, sorry
I actually didn't mean to fish, am just feeling sorry for myself on account of the ill. *puts away rod*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)

haha rod

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Christ, I must be ill
Can't believe I missed that

*scrutinizes post for possible innuendo*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:03, Reply)

hahaha "post"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I took a massive shine to the fellow when I met him at the pub.
I'm going to find it really odd when he's back on here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)

shine to shit on
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:37, Reply)

bedroomlols

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

No no, it really looked like they were going to go home together at one point.
"I've missed my last train, can I crash at yours?"
"Of course, it's only a bedsit mind, we'll have to top and tail..."
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)

pfft, everyone knows 'top and tail'
is just a code for '69 followed by a good bumming.'
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Why do you think Ballroom dancers wear tailcoats?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:45, Reply)

what kind of sleepovers did you go to at school?!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I had a lot of male friends and not many female ones, alright?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

and apparantly
they appreciated being bummed
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Didn't everyone go to bumming parties in school...?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)

apparantly just us
I should have been friends with more girls
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I should have been friends with more boys!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)

You missed out.
While the girls at my school were having petty arguments and doing stupid dance routines at lunch time, I was having great fun playing football and army and getting a good rogering
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:01, Reply)

bloody Steps
and pretty much what Applebite says. Just more fun.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I had no friends, boys or girls
*sobs*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Me either
I went to an all-boys school and they were all cunts

Luckily I have grown up to be a very well-adjusted person
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:05, Reply)