You just need to learn to do it properly and you'll love it
Sorry for drunkenly cornering you at the end of the night last Friday. You were on a promise with that guy with the creepy eyes right? Didn't mean to ruin your chances with him. A million apologies.
EDIT: this is to ab obv
( djtrialprice, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:00, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It's fine. No really, it's ok. I don't mind.
I know how to do it properly, it's just that my ex used to grab my head, force it down and rape my face like it was some sort of living fleshlight. The fat ginger cunt.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:06, Reply)

That sounds absolutely awful
Don't let bastard exs ruin stuff for you though whether it's sex stuff or bands, tv shows, venues etc.
( djtrialprice, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:09, Reply)

That's the only thing he's wrecked for me.
But it's ok, he's really fat now. He's always been ugly though. There'll always be a special place in my heart reserved for absolutely despising him.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:13, Reply)

You and me should chat sometime.
*laughs*
( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Haha maybe we should.
Oh, he ruined relationships for me as well.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:18, Reply)

After him
you were only going to have rampant one night stands up against dumpsters.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Yep.
He made me what I am today. Whether he should be congratulated or beaten for this I'm not sure.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

both
Well done!
*smack*
good job!
*boot*
congratulations!
*thwock*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I would pay good money to see this.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:53, Reply)

that's just nasty
he sounds like a cunt.

you should stop going out with cunts. believe it or not, some blokes are genuinely awesome. I hate myself for saying it, but I have to admit I think there are some top blokes on here.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHA
You MASSIVE Bumder!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:11, Reply)

go stroke your bike

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:12, Reply)

He does have a nice bike!
I'd stroke it! But he's so angry.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Oh they start off being top blokes but........
blahblahblah
( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:13, Reply)

They start uncontrollably vomiting lots?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Oh ay, Cilla Black?
Like who?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:13, Reply)

well I was going to say I imagine Al is rather good to his close lady-friends
but now he's insulted me I'm going to retract that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Oh come on
I had to say that, you were complimenting b3ta men. Don't worry, when I finally meet you I'll give you a big manly hug and squeeze your bottom for you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:16, Reply)

it's fair enough
I felt I had to make a point. I've not been a cunt to my gfs, I strongly suspect you haven't, nor DiT and a number of others and it annoys me that there are loads of cunts out there who are cunts to women, which biases them and stops them giving head.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I give mine chinese burns instead of kisses.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I wouldn't expect anything less.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Maaaay I borrow your aaarrm for a secondo pleeease?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:27, Reply)

You may.
*holds out arm*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:32, Reply)

a mon cheri
*burns*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)

*gasps*
That was wonderful.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)

but you do it with love
and that's what counts
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I love them so much sometimes I prank call their mothers telling them that they've died.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I think we need a new b3ta badge to celebrate this sentiment
Something like, "Decent Men stand up for Pro Head girls".
( djtrialprice, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

sounds like a Head & Shoulders commercial

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I'll have to make sure
the badge leaves the viewer with no doubt as to its intention
( djtrialprice, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:27, Reply)

*holds fingers to temples*
*closes eyes*
*hums*

I sense... a giant.... magenta... cock.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:36, Reply)

ense uck
( djtrialprice, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I hear Bert is single again.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Hahahaha
Yeah, I'm sure he wouldn't recount deeply personal sexual details on OT. Again.
( djtrialprice, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I just did a little sick in my mouth.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I hear he likes to do that too.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Who's mouth though?
Or is he like a fly that throws up on someone before eating them?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)