Have a wank
better yet, have two

EDIT Oh, and everything is complicated and stupid because that's just life, you kind of just have to get used to it

EDIT #2 Aw, man. My return seems to have killed the thread, that sucks, and it's probably going to give me a complex. Unless you're all gazzing each other about how much you hate me, or you've set up a secret board without me knowing, and you're plotting to piss in my tea.

Not that I'm paranoid, or anything
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 14:57, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think you'd notice if a hoard of strangers turned up to try and piss in your tea

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:12, Reply)

The people who make the tea do it in our kitchenette
it's in a totally seperate room
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I could never do that
someone I know spat in her boss' coffee, which I found repulsive. No matter how much you hate someone you should never mess with their coffee, it's a cardinal sin.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I used to dunk my sister's toothbrush in the toilet
but I always washed it really thoroughly afterwards, for fear of making her ill.

That really showed her
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I'm so glad I didn't have a brother
they always think of more disgusting ways for revenge. Although girls are always more spiteful. My sister once told me that my ex had got engaged and I was so upset that I dumped my boyfriend at the time. My sister then told me that she meant engaged on the phone and fell about laughing. I was pretty mad.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Your sister is awful
Even worst than mine.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I didn't speak to her for about 6 months
she didn't notice.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Pff
Sisters can be really bad.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Heeheehee
Is your sister single by any chance?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:47, Reply)

she just got engaged
so feel free to have a go
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)

They'll be a lovely couple
Don't you think?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)

...You'd burn your minge

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I wouldn't dip it in the coffee
I'd probably prepare a pipette at home and bring it in.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I had a shit in your cup-a-soup

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I thought they were croutons!
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:17, Reply)