I am all kinds of excited about this weekend
And the weather's glorious, so my rather dull wish is that it stays that way.
But I'd rather like Chile to dump Spain out on their arse.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:18, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Why?
Why do you hate us so much?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:26, Reply)

I've sent a press release to the Local rag in Todmorden.
Todmorden becomes the second most exciting place in the country this weekend, narrowly losing to Glastonbury, after a group of internet enthusiasts get together and celebrate the solstice, by drinking, dancing and watching Dr Who. Local residents are cashing in by letting their dog kennels and rabbit hutches out to the weird revellers. An extra policeman has been drafted in to control the expected mayhem.

End.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:28, Reply)

Ha!
That's very funny. And so true, although I think it's more exciting than Glastonbury.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:37, Reply)

I suspect so too, but who else is going to believe it?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:41, Reply)

It will be
Because at Glastonbury we know the bands are going to be shit, whereas in Todmorden we will be able to drink heavily and wax lyrical about the bands we would have put on if we were ever hypothetically left in charge of such a monumental task, the pathetically minimal chances of that ever happening being ignored for the sake of delightfully speculative conversation.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I think Chompy is at Glastonbury, so that's a clincher.
I may be wrong, but *shrugs*.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I have it on good authority from reliable sources
that he is rather rapey.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Wish I was going to the bash.
I am DJing for four hours tonight starting 11pm. What fucking joy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:38, Reply)

If it's any consolation, old chap
It will still be more exciting than Glastonbury.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)

internet enthusiasts filthy sex perverts
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I don't think they would print that.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:46, Reply)