Friday, friday
and tomorrow party, party!

And our lovely BGB has allowed us to watch The Doctor at hers!! Woohoo!! Who's the best, eh?

Today is going to be a good day. I'm not going to let stupid people to spoil it. And Spain better wins against Chile.

Any special wishes for this weekend from you, my friends?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 7:47, 91 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Best wishes to all at BGB's bash
Hope the weather is fine and the drink floweth freely.

Amen.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:04, Reply)

I don't think the latter is going to be a problem
and looks like some co-operation from the elements on the former too.

Woo!

*does a little dance*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:14, Reply)

*makes a little love*

*gets Downs tonight*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Did you edit? - well done anyway.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:48, Reply)

that took much longer than I expected
It must be Friday.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:29, Reply)

I am all kinds of excited about this weekend
And the weather's glorious, so my rather dull wish is that it stays that way.
But I'd rather like Chile to dump Spain out on their arse.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:18, Reply)

Why?
Why do you hate us so much?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:26, Reply)

I've sent a press release to the Local rag in Todmorden.
Todmorden becomes the second most exciting place in the country this weekend, narrowly losing to Glastonbury, after a group of internet enthusiasts get together and celebrate the solstice, by drinking, dancing and watching Dr Who. Local residents are cashing in by letting their dog kennels and rabbit hutches out to the weird revellers. An extra policeman has been drafted in to control the expected mayhem.

End.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:28, Reply)

Ha!
That's very funny. And so true, although I think it's more exciting than Glastonbury.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:37, Reply)

I suspect so too, but who else is going to believe it?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:41, Reply)

It will be
Because at Glastonbury we know the bands are going to be shit, whereas in Todmorden we will be able to drink heavily and wax lyrical about the bands we would have put on if we were ever hypothetically left in charge of such a monumental task, the pathetically minimal chances of that ever happening being ignored for the sake of delightfully speculative conversation.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I think Chompy is at Glastonbury, so that's a clincher.
I may be wrong, but *shrugs*.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I have it on good authority from reliable sources
that he is rather rapey.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Wish I was going to the bash.
I am DJing for four hours tonight starting 11pm. What fucking joy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:38, Reply)

If it's any consolation, old chap
It will still be more exciting than Glastonbury.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)

internet enthusiasts filthy sex perverts
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I don't think they would print that.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:46, Reply)

It's going to be fooking awesome!
Even if I am the kid of the day!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:49, Reply)

I look forward to being the paedophile of the day

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:22, Reply)

you'll have your work cut out there

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)

I'm wishing for a quiet night shift tonight
so hopefully I can have a nap about 4 so I'm in a fit state to drive to BGB's when I finish work.

*Excites*
(bill, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:49, Reply)

Off on my stag do at 2 this afternoon
No idea where or what the plan is. I'm mildly terrified.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Where is the first stop?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:57, Reply)

Victoria station, so most likely South Coast
However lots of coaches leave Victoria as well...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Yup, that could be anywhere.
Have you been told to take your passport?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:01, Reply)

No, I said not abroad
there is a a hedge fund manager and someone who is unemployed and all salary brackets in between so it didn't seem fair.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:02, Reply)

I'm sure you'll have fun
Just try to stay alive.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:02, Reply)

I think that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on B3ta!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:02, Reply)

I think I'm getting a name for being too sweet
I'm going to have to learn to be rude here.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Start with a rude word
The rest is easy.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:18, Reply)

But that'd be so rude!
Oh, I see what you mean.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Come on then.
Imagine you have stubbed your toe, and spilled a coffee over an important document.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Well, I can talk rude sometimes
Writing it down is somehow wrong.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)

You see, I'm stuck now.
I'll freely swear to get a reaction, but if I do, to you now, I will feel very cheap and dirty.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Oh, I didn't want to make you feel bad
Just for you: fuck

(You should see me watching a football match)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I've always wanted to see a spanish woman shout at a screen
It would amuse me.

Not quite as much as my friend's parents arguing in Japanese, was ace!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)

We're going to Castlefield today at 7 to watch the match
You're welcome to join; there'll be several of us.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I feeling fucking great now
:)
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)

That's my job :)

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:45, Reply)

does Aberaccion translate as Aberration? - a deviant?
Some deviant behaviour this weekend could do wonders for your image.
(Photos, please.)
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I'd wondered if it was like aberration as well

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Yes, it is
It was given to me by a friend, not my idea. I used to be deviant in some ways (never too rude). Not anymore, now that I am a grown up.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:31, Reply)

B3tan cannot equal grown up.
There is a fundamental incongruency.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Maybe you're right and that's my problem
But I always was a good girl. I only got a bit deviant from my 20s to now.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Call Larry a fucknugget, do it, do it, do it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Not gonna happen.
Abs is a lady.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)

As I said to Bart
You should see me watching a match. But the swearing will be in foreigner.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Not foreigner - forrin. Fuckwit.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Yes, sorry
I always misspell that one
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Abs, you're adorable

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:46, Reply)

: )

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Have fun
Try to die, please.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Thanks Monty, love you too

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Jesting aside
you have my heartfelt best wishes - I hope the do is splendid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Cheers mate, I'll do some massive drugs in your honour!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Oh MAN if Spain wins there will be honking all night again :(
This weekend will be the usual whirl of fast cars, loose women and wishful thinking.
( broadsword, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 8:59, Reply)

thi wa
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:00, Reply)

*Wishes for a Unicorn with wings*
Nggghhh
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:01, Reply)

IN A THONG

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:23, Reply)

wish pain
( broadsword, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:02, Reply)

I'm flying out to Malta today
and still haven't finished everything :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Malta?
I've never been there. For how long are you going?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:02, Reply)

two or three weeks
depending on whether I can find cheaper accommodation for Rome
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Oh, I'm so jealous
Have fun!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:11, Reply)

That's because you've learned to spend time here.
We're getting you drunk and ruining your life.
( thealternativefact, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:06, Reply)

sadly yes
I'm posting on b3ta rather than tidying up my stuff. Bad times
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:11, Reply)

I've said this before, and I'll say it again -
Switch it off, NOW.
Have fun - rage away!

*edits* We'll miss you dreadfully, of course.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)

make sure you check out the falcons and crosses
and the easers
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:25, Reply)

V.good.
I've a suggestion for your sig - 'what the Germans fit on their vindscreens'.
Just a suggestion.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I'll take that into consideration
although it isn't pronounced vye-pros
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Is it pronounced with a short i?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:36, Reply)

yeah
vipp-ross
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Oh, I always read it as
Vipe-rose
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:38, Reply)

many do
you are all wrong
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Its Vipros and it rhymes with punt.


Monty.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:55, Reply)

It's 'it's'.


Monty.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I thought the ' was lost for its, under all circumstances.
But this is pedantic friday, so I'll look it up.

Punt.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:28, Reply)

it is if it is for posession
however you have made a contraction of "it is", which calls for an apostrophe
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)

cheers

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Rhymes with Lipgloss I think.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Heh-heh.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:36, Reply)

That's a terrible stammer you've got there.

(Cave Duck, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)

? - any ideas Vips?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)

nope, not a clue

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Simple
Maltese-falcon
Maltese-cross
Maltese-easers
(Cave Duck, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:39, Reply)

ok, I did have a clue then
I just dismissed it

I considered writing "and the ers" but thought that might be a bit too cryptic
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Indeed, it works better as you posted it. It just that today is Pedant Friday in our office.
Also Maltese Easers does sound like something that Monty Boyce has probably taken.
(Cave Duck, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Or Darth uses.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:52, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:56, Reply)

The number of pills I must have consumed
during the golden age of raving is too terrifying to think about in any detail. My mind recoils in horror at the very idea of it. I’m sure I used up a lifetime’s supply of serotonin in about two years.

Could explain why I have such a sunny disposition these days…
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Hah, hah. hah.Hah, hah. hah.
- he stammered
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 25 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)