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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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waiting for pneumatic models to finish noshing me offso I can drive them to a disused quarry near Enfield and beat them to death with a pair of rusty bolt-croppers.
Terribly exciting.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:52,
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that does sound exciting(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 11:55,
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Oh man, I wanna work where you work(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:13,
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I've always imagined that Monty works at a twisted curio shopWhere you can buy wonderful objects that end up doing nasty things, like a photo album that drags you in, or a magic monkeys paw that gives you AIDS
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:24,
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Like the fancy dress shop owner in Mr Benn.......but instead of adventures with pirates and dragons, you get laced with ketamine and bum-raped in Mile End.
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Perhaps that's what Mr Benn wanted all along?Why else would he keep going back, the dirty bumgay...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 12:35,
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