ZOMG!
I shall take the bait here, and state clearly that I was not even there.
I did spend yesterday evening swanning about beer gardens with my parasol, revelling in the fact that schadenfreude is a German word, and touching dental students' boobs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:27, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Schadenfreude is my favouritist thing/word/concept in the world evah

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:29, Reply)

It's not generally my thing
But I like seeing morons look forlorn.
We foolishly went into the middle of Town. Seemed ok but there were so many police and burnt twats.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:31, Reply)

A friend of mine said she saw some drunken 'ooligans kick down a fence
Then sit on the kerb, head in hands, weeping like 6 year old girls with grazed knees.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
People are dumb.
They should stick watching X Factor.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)

I've just sent this link around work to further mock the England fans
Daily Mash
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:36, Reply)

*sends to dad*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)

That is just perfect!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I wish I'd written that. A lot.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:57, Reply)

That's my opinion of a lot of the Daily Mash articles

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Whilst I ought to be outraged on behalf of our astonishingly pathetic national football team
that is obviously hilarious. And The Daily Mash is consistently brilliant. Their baiting of Rafa Benitez was so awesome it made me want him to stay in England
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Let's be honest
By the time the fourth one had gone in, the whole thing had basically become a farce which should have had the drone of vuvuzelas replaced with the most corpulent-sounding Bavarian Oom-Pah band they could find, and Germany's team captain replaced with Mr Blobby, just to really hammer home the fact that we had arsed it up in truly spectacular fashion.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Haha you fucking wizard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:30, Reply)

:D

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Dental students often have the best boobs
I knew a girl at Uni doing dentistry, her name was amy and she had boobs.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Have you been talking to my bf?
Or are you psychic?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)

OMG Did you meet the girl I used to know called Amy?
I would have hoped she was actually a dentist by now since she was a student 11 years ago.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)

OMG I know a girl called Amy with massive norks
She's not a dentist, but has perfect teeth.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Nah, this one's are small but perfectly formed norks

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)

NAh, this one's got a year to go

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 9:41, Reply)