This mate of yours
Wasn't a TV presenter, was he?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:36, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I heard he had limper wrists than you.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:37, Reply)

More limp than Heather Mills

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Two frankly genius responses in a row
Al's post looks forlorn and shite in the middle of your magnificent humour sandwich
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)

You're very kind
(So kind I shall resist the temptation to post the obvious "gnificent humour n" strikethrough.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Um
Your definition of "resist" is clearly different from mine. You must be very popular at Rohypnol parties
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Rohypnol parties?
I'm not sure I want to go to an evening social after which I wake up under a broken chair with no memory and a sore arse, only for the taxi driver to then tell me some sod's drawn a cock on my neck...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Indeed
What's worse - waking up with less money than you think you should have, and a sore head... or waking up with much more money than you expected, and a sore arse?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Oh, it's all very well smiling to yourself when you've turned a pecuniary profit
Until you realise you've ended up with AIDS.

EDIT: That really did sound like you were extolling the benefits you were reaping as some sort of rent boy
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I was trying to suggest that there are worse things than hangovers...
Hangovers fade given enough time and bacon. AIDS, not so much
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:08, Reply)

True, it does have a habit of sticking around
Like one of those guests that just doesn't quite get the hint that they've outstayed their welcome.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Had that problem last night
Mate of mine was over for the football, and ended up staying throughout both matches even though his antihystemines meant he was a dopey tool and no fun at all.

But in all fairness, AIDS doesn't bring you beer or order you pizza, so the comparison is a mite harsh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:21, Reply)

This is the problem
You're being too soft with them. You've got to tell them they're as bad as AIDS, it's the only language the bastards understand.

(Though it might be a little over the top as they plead,
"Sorry mate, I just wanted to watch the second match..."
as you scream
"NO! GET OUT! YOU'RE AS BAD AS AIDS BEING SPREAD BY A PAEDO-HITLER!")
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:26, Reply)

It's a good job I throw parties so infrequently owing to laziness
or a future QOTW may be treated to a story involving those very words
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Haha

/stuartlubbocklolz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)

LOLZORS
It's funny 'cause they suspect he drowned whilst being bummed in a swimming pool or something like that.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:47, Reply)

WITH A FUCKING CHAIRLEG.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:05, Reply)