Piss Poor Planning Prevents Proper Performance
If I'd got a decent nights sleep in the week leading up to Saturday...
If I'd gone to the gym Friday night instead of Saturday morning...
If I'd set out quickly after the gym instead of arsing about I could have taken a nap beforehand in the hotel...
If I'd eaten something before I started drinking...

Entirely my own fault.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 19:11, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

But then I wouldn't have drawn a cock on your neck
And the World would be a slightly greyer place.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 19:12, Reply)

But I really should know better by now
It was a series of rookie mistakes, or "England Team" errors as I believe they're now known.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 19:15, Reply)

It's usually Beekers who gets drawn on at bashes after falling asleep.
So just consider yourself his stunt double and pretend it happened to him.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 19:18, Reply)

I took the bullet for him

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 19:23, Reply)

You did.
Like Willem Defoe at the end of Platoon.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 19:24, Reply)