Good morning you lot! It's 1am this side of the world.
I had a fucking brilliant morning - I'm not going into details although I know about 4 of you know about it. On a side/sad note, lost another friend last week, but we played this at his funeral today (after the brilliant news). He was a great fisherman and requested it for his service!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CddnsHSlMw

Ever seen a bunch of people try to laugh and cry at the same time? It was funny!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:08, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I see people laughing and crying every time I take my trousers off

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:15, Reply)

No, that's just laughing.

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:18, Reply)

His penis weeps

(TheColonel, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:18, Reply)

The tears taste like Daddy

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Salty?

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:20, Reply)

and gritty too
like wallpaper paste with sand in it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Wait, let me call me real dad and ask him.
He's the only one who's spunk I never actually had to taste.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:22, Reply)

There's nothing funny about sex abuse, Bats
You've gone too far
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I ain't gonna bring up that old chestnut
There's just a bit of a difference when a person is willing to make jokes at their own expense. As opposed to you being an utter cunt at somebody elses expense.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:27, Reply)

you're stealing his fun
if you start being a cunt to yourself
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I have nobody else to cunt.
I gotta cunt myself.

*cunts hard*
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Can your dad's willy do that pre-cum thing?

(TheColonel, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:25, Reply)

You tell me

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I read that as "his penis wasps"
I prefer my version.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:36, Reply)

So when the wasps sting the penis,
does it make it feel like a ribbed condom or something?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:38, Reply)