Stripper shenanigans?
Pray elaborate, unless it's just "we went to see some strippers" in which case she can get to fuck.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:06, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Well in that case she can get to fuck!
She's pissed off as I lied to her about it and her best friend who came too lied. Je suis dans le chien maison.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Oh dear god, you lied?
What made you think there was any chance at all of her believeing that?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Well it was half a lie, I siad I went to a strip joint
not that I had a private twice either side of some clubbing...someone squealed to their girlfriend who emailed my misses, I can't believe they thought they would be helping.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)

What kind of a man tells his girlfriend about the stag on a do getting some private dances?
and then lets his girlfriend squeal?

you should fuck them both up beyond repair!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Agreed, but I'm only speculating at the moment

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)

it's still an outrage

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Outrage on the internet
Something needs to be done about it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Damn straight
Who on earth doesn't understand the principle of "What happens on tour..."?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I know.
it's unbelievable really. NakedApe needs some new friends I think.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Well, his first recourse in terms of alternative friends would be B3tans
Let's not punish the boy further
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Thanks chaps, appreciate that
I guess it was only one as the rest have a lot to lose as well!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)

you should slap his bitch ass raw

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Or, to put it in a less hip-hop vernacular,
Kick him in the bollocks until only dogs can hear his apologies
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Yup,
this!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Ummm.....no, they weren't helping,
they were just trying to get out of their own awkward situation!

Sorry, Mr. Ape, but that's what happens.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Whoever it was is a fucking dick, the sad fact of life is that the
truth is not always the best policy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Twit, you should not have lied.
You had carte blanche to blame it on your mates.

Oh, it seems you put the stripper on expenses.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I know, but she was already in such a foul mood when I got home that I got scared...
Also the other boys needed protecting from their angry other halfs. Aside from all this it was a top weekend!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Where did you end up?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Brighton, we ripped it up. It really was the most fun I've had in a very long time
and I actually won money on the dogs!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)

It sounds it.
Dump your cringeworthy friends though, they sound like a bunch of pyjama wearing fairies.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)