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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fucking hell I'm bored. When's Chompy back? I feel like fightin'
Alternatively, let's talk about something happy! Toy Story 3's out next month! England are suddenly inexplicably good at cricket! The weather appears to be vaguely half-decentish! What else has made you happy lately?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 9:59, 261 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
RAIN!
I like rain. If only it came with thunder.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:00, Reply)
I'm with you on this
It started raining yesterday afternoon and it made me do a smile.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:01, Reply)
It rained today,
and I loved it. Summers here can be a bit brutal, but when the rain comes down it's rather nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)
You are all crazy.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:07, Reply)
What can I say.
I'm slowly turning Merkin!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:08, Reply)
As I said
Crazy
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)
Oh shut it!
You're slowly turning Mancunian! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)
I'm back at work this morning after a long weekend,
but because I got to walk to the bus stop in the rain I don't really mind.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)
i wish it would fucking rain here
too fucking hot to do anything at all
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)
Toy Story 3 will be rubbish
Cricket is still a rubbish sport. Hot weather is rubbish. None of these things have made me happy.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:00, Reply)
What basis could you possibly have for thinking that Toy Story 3 will be rubbish?!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)
The first two?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)
Ah, I see
You're wrong about films
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)
I agree
Toy Story sucks balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)
Woo, backup!

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:30, Reply)

now, and give a brother room - the fuse is lit and I'm about to go BOOM
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)
*polite applause*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:41, Reply)
*firm handshakes*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:58, Reply)
You and I are just destined to disagree on stuff
Apart from all the things we agree on. Like Muse. And poledancing. And there must be something else
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)
you both fancy men?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:41, Reply)
Neither of us fancy you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:42, Reply)
that's 100% wrong and you know it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:42, Reply)
Well I can't speak for Kitty but it seems unlikely
and I can say with some confidence that I'd rather stick my dick in some mashed potato
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:47, Reply)
What are you on about, I totally fancy Vipros

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:49, Reply)
see?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:50, Reply)

see? I love you too Kitty



YAY!! Now that you've accepted it we can finally be together and have croissants every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)
+on the yacht in the bahamas

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)
awww yeah
giggedy
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)
*trigger fingers*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)
Now I see why you are so smug
You have a hot soon-to-be-Mrs V, Roota as BFF, and Kitty wanting to run away with you!
I hate you, Sir, I hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)
you are forgetting that Flim-flam and I are a crime fighting duo.

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)
The nail in the coffin

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:57, Reply)
what can I do to make it up to you?
I feel we were beginning to have some kind of bond and would hate to see that broken because of my unavoidable appeal to certain elements among the b3ta ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:00, Reply)
Oh no, we can still be cool
I'm sure there are other b3ta ladies who find me appealing.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:03, Reply)
I'm sure
between us we've got all bases covered
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:04, Reply)
We are pretty much the pinnacle of b3ta men

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:05, Reply)
just imagine if we both had beards and mohawks
I recommend a paintmash
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:06, Reply)
I shall work on it

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:07, Reply)
Ahem
*begins to protest*
*catches sight of self in mirror*
*backs down shamefacedly*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:07, Reply)
Well, that changes things
Better go easy on the beer and weed at Sonisphere mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)
she has admitted as much in the past
not to mention the sexy sex dreams she's had about me
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:49, Reply)
I also totally fancy Enzyme
but he doesn't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)
understandable
on both counts
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)
He knows.
He knows EVERYTHING.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:59, Reply)
it wouldn't surprise me if he had developed telepathy

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:01, Reply)
Buzz Lightyear.

(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)
The last Harry Potter film trailer is out today
Almost 5 months before the film. Are they crazy or what?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:08, Reply)
They're advertising for the next Pixar film that's out in October
It's just making me impatient.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:30, Reply)
What's the next one?
I should totally know this
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:42, Reply)
Erm, lemme look it up
it's about a bad guy trying to be bad (but he's the lead so we love him) and it has Steve Carrell in it.

EDIT: It's called Despicable Me, here it is: www.imdb.com/title/tt1323594/

It's not Pixar, must be Dreamworks.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:50, Reply)
Ah, that would be why I don't know it
I tend to follow Pixar's progress slavishly. It's pathetic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:58, Reply)
This morning made me incredibly happy.
Like I say, I'm not going into details, but trust me it was awesomeness itself!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:01, Reply)
Without knowing any details,
I'm very pleased for you. I can't remember ever seeing you so cheerful, so good for you :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)
Huge weight lifted off shoulders,
and can now take my life back and make it mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:05, Reply)
Sounds brilliant
Good luck the taking your life back. You should have never given it away!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:08, Reply)
Yeah, very pleased for you honey

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:11, Reply)
Breast reduction?

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)
Well, that inadvertently happened the last few months.
But they'll be back to a D cup hopefully within the next two months!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:03, Reply)
You can CONTROL them?!!
Something that bugs me about girls is that once you've taken the time to memorise their bra size so you can buy them sexy underwear, it goes and fluctuates. I swear you only do it to test us
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)
Nah, we can't control them.
For me at least, it's boiled down to serious weight loss - I have no arse and no tits any more, but I do have a totally flat stomach. I HAVE to gain weight which is what I'm trying to do, and once I get my tits and ass back I'll be a happy sunny bunny. At the service today, one of my buddies who hasn't seen me in a few months was more than a bit disturbed - "Sue, you look like shit. Get some fat back on ya!"
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)
Yeah, that's what you all say
I still reckon you have control over your boobs and can make them slightly bigger or smaller in order to make sure we men pay attention
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:21, Reply)
I wish!
36D to a 32B? Hell no! I still have my old bras for when I can fit back into them - and how many women do you know that want to go up 4 sizes?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)
A few, to be fair
Bra sizes are a mysterious and wonderful thing. Like unicorns
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:29, Reply)
Booked a summer holiday.
A fortnight in Spain. When it's really hot.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:02, Reply)
I'm jealous again
Where?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)
SPAIN
You of all people should know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:11, Reply)
Yes, well
I'm asking him to specify, don't you see? Are you being silly with me now, babe?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)
Possibly
It's what I do :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:18, Reply)
Nerja.
Probably a couple of nights in Frigliana (Pfft, Frig hehe).
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)
Oh!
Nerja is a great place. I'm sure you'll enjoy it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:32, Reply)
I know we will. Been there many times.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:02, Reply)
It's payday soon!
God knows I need it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)
Me too
on both counts. Have to pay for my InFest ticket. Notice; still not nagging
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:05, Reply)
Noted ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:11, Reply)
I'm waiting til a week beforehand then I'm going to unload on you via THE INTERNET
B3ta AND Facebook. You'll be scared to go online. Oh yes. Fear the coming whirlwind, my friend
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)
I can /ignore and defriend pretty quick, boy
*finger pistols*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:18, Reply)
Oh yeah
Damn anti-harrassment protocols *shakes fist*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:18, Reply)
Sticky.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)
Yeah!
I just got my money on my account. I love these days.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)
I'll get mine midnight tonight

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:11, Reply)
Not happy at all
Finance is furious with me for some stripper shenanigans on my stag do. It took less than 24 hours for her to find out; men be afraid, be very afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:04, Reply)
Fucking age of information
You can't keep any illicit misdemeanours secret any more
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)
Stripper shenanigans?
Pray elaborate, unless it's just "we went to see some strippers" in which case she can get to fuck.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)
Well in that case she can get to fuck!
She's pissed off as I lied to her about it and her best friend who came too lied. Je suis dans le chien maison.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:08, Reply)
Oh dear god, you lied?
What made you think there was any chance at all of her believeing that?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:11, Reply)
Well it was half a lie, I siad I went to a strip joint
not that I had a private twice either side of some clubbing...someone squealed to their girlfriend who emailed my misses, I can't believe they thought they would be helping.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)
What kind of a man tells his girlfriend about the stag on a do getting some private dances?
and then lets his girlfriend squeal?

you should fuck them both up beyond repair!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:14, Reply)
Agreed, but I'm only speculating at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)
it's still an outrage

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:16, Reply)
Outrage on the internet
Something needs to be done about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)
Damn straight
Who on earth doesn't understand the principle of "What happens on tour..."?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)
I know.
it's unbelievable really. NakedApe needs some new friends I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)
Well, his first recourse in terms of alternative friends would be B3tans
Let's not punish the boy further
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:28, Reply)
Thanks chaps, appreciate that
I guess it was only one as the rest have a lot to lose as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)
you should slap his bitch ass raw

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)
Or, to put it in a less hip-hop vernacular,
Kick him in the bollocks until only dogs can hear his apologies
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)
Yup,
this!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)
Ummm.....no, they weren't helping,
they were just trying to get out of their own awkward situation!

Sorry, Mr. Ape, but that's what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)
Whoever it was is a fucking dick, the sad fact of life is that the
truth is not always the best policy
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)
Twit, you should not have lied.
You had carte blanche to blame it on your mates.

Oh, it seems you put the stripper on expenses.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)
I know, but she was already in such a foul mood when I got home that I got scared...
Also the other boys needed protecting from their angry other halfs. Aside from all this it was a top weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:14, Reply)
Where did you end up?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:19, Reply)
Brighton, we ripped it up. It really was the most fun I've had in a very long time
and I actually won money on the dogs!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)
It sounds it.
Dump your cringeworthy friends though, they sound like a bunch of pyjama wearing fairies.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)
Um....not being rude, but
she didn't think there would be a stripper on your stag night? Last time I got married, I gave him $20 for a lap dance! I figured that one out way before he planned his stag do.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:08, Reply)
She is pretty insecure so worries that I don't fancy her, which is nonsense
We'll get over it, but it's only 2 weeks till the wedding and she had a massive bust up with her mildly evil mother over the weekend as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)
Pre-wedding jitters.
Been there twice. It sucks ass right now, but it will get better. But seriously....every girl should know that their future hubby is gonna have a stripper on his stag do!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)
Of course, that goes without saying
But he should have been honest and explain before the party, specially if he knows that she's insecure. I think the lie is what upset her more (as long as it was only lap dancing and such, and nothing more than that)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)
Totally agree.
Hell, my hen night (ooh, see, used the correct English term there....not quite Merkin yet) I told him we were going to see male strippers. Did he like it? No! But he did the same thing (well, female strippers) and so as far as I'm concerned it's quits. Whatever. Traditions have to be upheld!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:21, Reply)
Good for you
I'm going to see plenty of naked men for mine!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)
Never would there be more than that, even if I wanted to
I was with her best friend who is like her brother, he and my friends would never ever let me do something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:21, Reply)
Trust me,
you don't have to justify it to us.

She'll get over it. Just pamper her a bit over the next few days and it will all be ok. Or alternatively, ask her what she got up to on her hen night.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)
I know what she got up to, you'll love this
She had a stripper! But in her mind willies are funny and apart from mine when I turn on the sexy time, not really that sexual. God only knows.

She phoned me straight after he had finished to say how awkward she felt and that she hated it, I should have tried that, but my phone had been confiscated!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)
I'd rather have a lapdance from a woman
I find male strippers a bit creepy. But then I'm hoping to go to Vegas for mine so I should be able to find something exciting to do!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)
I almost agree with you
Maybe a mixed lapdance... mmmm... my friends all want naked men.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)
Just saw this after my answer below.
I'll pick you up at the airport! But....if you're gonna be there more than 3 days, then do something other than stay in Vegas. It really does get boring after 3 days.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)
I thought that it probably would
plus I'd run out of money. I think I'd go for a long weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)
Do 10 days.
3 days in Vegas, 3 days in LA (if you're so inclined) and then 3 days in San Francisco. Vegas to LA is a 4 hour drive or a (cheap, too) 45 minute flight. LA to SF is 1 1/2 hours flight. Driving is 4 1/2 hours and 6-7 hours respectively.

And for those trips, it's actually easier to fly than it is to drive, you just miss out on the scenery.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:08, Reply)
ooh I quite like the sound of a roadtrip hen party though

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)
*sigh* Fine.
Just chip in for the gas (petrol) ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:26, Reply)
we can be like Thelma and Louise
only with less cliff diving
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:42, Reply)

less more cliff muff
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:43, Reply)
For god's sake
Perhaps you should point out to her that some men buy a shag on their stag night. At least you only bought some scenery.
(berk, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)
From a female point of view,
it still wouldn't have worked if you'd tried it. Women are fickle like that. And we can be utter cunts like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)
^^this
Women can have completely double standards at times. When it's pointed out, they'll reply with "Yes, but I'm a woman". That's an explanation, but not an excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)
I agree with this
I'm fully expecting some kind of filthy shenanigans on Wiggy's stag do, he wants to go to Vegas. He knows where the line is between stag stuff and cheating so I'm not concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:32, Reply)
Vegas? Really? Your boy?
The one that wants to live in Canada and has problems to move from England?

Wow, I thought he'd want to go to York or something like that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:36, Reply)
He likes the idea of having a mad blowout in Vegas
but he's probably more excited by the casinos than the strippers.

I want to go and see Felix Cane, the world champion pole dancer!

I went to a hen party in York a few months ago, it was boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)
I've been to two stag do's this year
Both fairly sedate affairs, one was for my tee-total geek friend, and another just wanted a quiet-but-drunken weekend in Ireland with 3 of his friends.
I've never seen a stripper (not counting Burlesque) or had a lapdance, and would undoubtedly feel rather awkward if I ever did.
I'd probably ask them if they'd seen any good films recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:42, Reply)
I once discussed cricket with a stripper in Australia, two other strippers and my mate joined in the conversation
it wasn't very erotic
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:55, Reply)
On a VERY geeky mate's stag do,
a stripper feigned interest in Games Workshop for a good half hour. It was amazing.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:57, Reply)
women
always faking it
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:18, Reply)
Strippers are crap.
I always want sleazy, tattooed rock chicks dancing to ZZ Top, hollywood style, and what you get is orange chavs dancing to fucking Atomic Kitten or some shit.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)
hire the Fuel Girls

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:07, Reply)
Honestly,
the majority of men might get a lapdance, but they don't do more than that.
And if he goes to Vegas, just let me know. It's only a 4 hour drive, I can spy on him ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)
haha that would be awesome
"hey honey, I'm having a great time, but I get the feeling I'm being watched..."
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)
"What makes you say that?"
"Well, I'm just at the roulette table and there's this strange woman standing right next to me staring at my face and writing down everything I say..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)
I have been sticking ardently
to jogging before work every Monday Wednesday and Friday. I've been cutting out the booze, and doing bass guitar exercises for 1 hour per night.

I have a job interview coming up on Tuesday as well.

However - until I'm actually out of this shit-hole, I'll always be feeling like kicking a pug until it sicks a rainbow all over my golas.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)
I'll cross my fingers for your job interview

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Good luck!
Let us know how it goes.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)
Cheers to you both
If it goes well I'm not just going to tell you.. I'm going to tell everybody.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:48, Reply)
Ah yes the cricket
Hopefully we will make it 5-0.
But I suspect they will still give is a good thrashing in the Ashes.
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:14, Reply)
La la la *fingers in ears*
I suspect you may be right, anyone who thinks winning a ODI series on home soil is anything like playing for the Ashes down under is mistaken. Am pretending that's not true
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)

that's not true that cricket is a sport
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)
Hang on, aren't you posh?
Don't you people love cricket?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)
I'm only mildly posh
and I fucking hate cricket. it's stupid.

20-20 is slightly less so, but still pretty stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:28, Reply)
20-20?
Cricket is a load of toss. Period.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)
you are right
it is all fucking shit
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)
Bloody goths

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)
I ain't no steeeenking goth
I used to be, but I got better.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:36, Reply)
Pictures or it didn't happen

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Northerns love cricket as well
Although to prove your point I love cricket I'm posher than Victoria Beckam's box. I've even played rugger against Prince Wills.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:30, Reply)

played r b ed against
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)
That too, but I didn't use and lube just to score a poimnt for the proletariate

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)
I'm of Northern heritage and I love cricket
I'm about as posh as Geri Halliwell, to continue to Spice Girls theme. Not ginger though. Or dwarfy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)
Or a massively untalented fuckwit?
Strikethrough everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)
No, I can't and therefore didn't claim against that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)
I saw ts3 last week at a screening. Its awesome
So many people were crying as they left the cinema
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:22, Reply)
crying.
at toy story 3.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)
I can't wait for Toy Story 3
The first two are undeniably awesome. And it's going to be soooo pretty
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:26, Reply)
it'll look good
and probably be reasonably entertaining. I just cannot see how it could possibly bring about any tears. It's not like the characters have a whole lot of depth.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)
They do pull at the heart strings pretty effectively
Wait til you see it to judge
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)
a very level-headed and sensible answer
I will do just that.

how's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:32, Reply)
Nice one, thank's for telling us all that the guy has grown up and has given the kid of his own Woodie and the gang while the kid is in hospital, or something like that.
... and then it's at the funeral of the kid and everyone is sad and they put the toy with the kid's body in the coffin.


Oh man, I should totally be an idea's man for movies.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:48, Reply)
I assume it will play on fear of abandonment
and remind us all of the frailty of childhood innocence. From what little I know of the storyline
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I can't wait for Toy Story 3
The first two are undeniably awesome. And it's going to be soooo

I feel
Oh so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and GAAAAAAY
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:30, Reply)
That's surprisingly original
Points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)
Calling you a gaybo is original?
Go me!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Haha, no, but further points for use of "gaybo"
The manner in which you structured your homophobia was original
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)
Yup. They'll be the ones cried at Click too.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)
No-one cried at Click
except possibly Christopher Walken fans, wondering why he can't find work befitting his talents
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)
I cried at Click
a little bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)
What is Click?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:46, Reply)
Adam Sandler has a remote that messes with time
it's an ok film, funny in places, but a bit lame in others.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:48, Reply)
The only reason to cry in an Adam Sandler film
would be from tears of frustration at having to look at his unfunny face for 90 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)
Christopher Walken is in it being a mad scientist though
and Kate Beckinsale wears tiny shorts at some point, so it has its merits.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:59, Reply)
You're just determined to disagree with me today
Hang on. So you think Toy Story is balls, but Click - CLICK - made you cry?!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:46, Reply)
Maybe it was shark week, I don't know
it was when he was dying or something. Someone was dying. It was sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:59, Reply)
I know the bit you mean
It was pretty sad. Or would have been, in a better film

I have a suspicion - and I don't think I want it confirmed, but am gonnyway - what's shark week?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:03, Reply)
She'd fallen to the communists.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:06, Reply)
both fucking excellent terms

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:07, Reply)
Also known as Japanese Flag Week
Wiggy calls it my Dolmio Day because he's a minger.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:07, Reply)
*stifles laughter*
these are all brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:09, Reply)
Yeah, that's what I suspected
I'm trying to pretend that such terms are appalling but am also stifling giggles
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:13, Reply)
I like the term "up on bricks"
although that led to Wiggy referring to tampons as oil rags.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:20, Reply)
One of my favourite terms for ginger people is Tampon
Got it from Tim Minchin. He's awesome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:23, Reply)
PAYDAY
*does the money dance*
(berk, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:36, Reply)
mine's not til midnight
*does the poverty dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:41, Reply)
Aw, bummer.
Still, not long to go. Last month was a 5 weekend month, one of which was the bank holiday. I hate it when that happens - money is tighter than a nun's chuff by the last week.
(berk, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)
That explains why I only have £1.49 in my bank account
but depressingly I've calculated my outgoings for this coming month and I'll only have about £60 left for the whole month by tomorrow and I'm going to a festival this weekend. Fortunately when we had a party at the weekend people left loads of beer so I don't need to buy a crate :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:46, Reply)
that explains why I am so skint as well
I knew there had to be a good reason!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:51, Reply)
I got paid an extra £200 this month and I can't work out why, so should I check with HR that I should have it
or should I spend it on strippers spend it on my finance?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:47, Reply)
do you keep deliberately spelling it finance?
also, spend it on drugs and fireworks. That is the only sensible course of action for an unexpected sum of money.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:52, Reply)
No, I'm just can't spell it as I'm a bit head mental
I could do witha spliff just to relax and have a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:53, Reply)
fair enough
I've consumed a large number of spliffs over the last week. I think it has damaged me somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:55, Reply)
I'm fairly sure all the weed I smoked in my teens and at Uni has fucked my memory to some extent
Doesn't happen to everyone though.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:58, Reply)
my memory is a bit shit for some things
but still unbelievably precise for others. so I kind of suspect I'd be like this anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:05, Reply)
All this conversation about weed reminds me how long its been since I got properly stoned
I'm going to be a mess when I finally meet you Vippers. In fact I'd like to apologise now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:06, Reply)
heh
it's ok, I can't drink these days so I'll be a mess too
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:06, Reply)
Please tell Mrs V that I'm lovely online, when I'm sober
For some reason I'm more concerned about offending her than you. Probably because I reckon with enough mutual piss-taking via B3ta you'll get over it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:14, Reply)
she's not easily offended
no amount of piss taking could come close to equalling what passes between me and my old school mates, so I don't think you have to worry.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:18, Reply)
You're still friends with people you went to school with?
I did go to a school full of cunts mind you. Am known for saying unnecessarily offensive stuff when wasted but am usually very respectful when I meet people for the first time so it should be an interesting balance I attempt to strike
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:33, Reply)
yeah, most of my mates that I see regularly are people from school
or friends I've stolen from my brother (bassist and drummer in my band)

since 6th form we've been having a christmas meal with all the guys from school who are all still friends in regular contact. there's probably about 30 of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:37, Reply)
I wonder what that's like
Very few people can stand to associate with me over a protracted period of time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:44, Reply)
spent most of the weekend with my mate who was the first person I met at secondary school
thus making him my oldest friend. I'm impressed that he has managed to stand the constant abuse for 18 years. His fault for being so easy to wind up I think, and so rewarding to watch him flip out.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:49, Reply)
Are either of you
actually planning to see any bands at sonisphere or is it going to degenerate in to mess and MASSIVE DRUGS?
(berk, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:16, Reply)
there are going to be bands there?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:19, Reply)
There actually aren't that many bands I want to see
Maiden, Pendulum, Rammstein obviously. Therapy cos they're playing Troublegum, Terrorvision for old times' sake and I'm intrigued by Corey Taylor's acoustic set. That's it. The rest of it is all about hanging out with my mates, meeting new people (this is where you guys come in) and getting horribly, horribly wasted
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)
I saw Corey Taylor do an acoustic set last year
it was dull and average. I wouldn't bother with it.

See Alice in Chains. They were the best thing there last year, including Metallica.

some of my favourite odd bands are playing like Bigelf (so excited about that), The Cult, Karnivool, 65daysofstatic, Apocalyptica, Skindred....

so many good bands
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:29, Reply)
Ooh, yeah, will definitely see Apocalyptica
Am less into the scene than I was a few years ago (luckily most of the people who come to Rawkus are stuck in their ways) so will be spending a lot of time discovering "new" bands who've been around for years
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:31, Reply)
I don't have paydays anymore.
PENSION DAYS FTW!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:09, Reply)
I'm really looking forward to the new Shrek film, shrek is awesome.
And I saw the trailer for the new Harry Potter , I enjoy the Harry Potter films.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:47, Reply)
Gonz is the new Jonathon Woss.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:54, Reply)
The new Jonathan Woss has a surname that ACTUALLY starts with W
See what they did there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:04, Reply)
Does he? I'm in bed when they show the Film 2010 or whatever it is now.
Bring back Barry Normal I say.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:14, Reply)
IT'S A SHE
Claudia Winkleman. What is the world coming to?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:25, Reply)
I love Claudia Winkleman.
I'm not entirely sure why.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:29, Reply)
I love her too
She's like a filthy little chipmunk
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:31, Reply)
I can't wait for Shrek
the third one was kind of rubbish but this one looks awesome again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:00, Reply)
I downloaded all 4 a few days ago, I'm now making my way through them in the background while I work.
I quite like the soundtracks too.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:04, Reply)
Why's everyone say 3 was rubbish?
I loved it
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)
I just thought it was boring

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:19, Reply)
But, but...
Dum-dum, dum-du-dum-dum, dum-du-dum-dum, dum-du-dum, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AH!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)
OK that bit was cool

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:34, Reply)
I can't wait for Shrek Forever After
I don't really like Harry Potter
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:03, Reply)
I liked the books
but the films annoy me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:09, Reply)
is that because they turn great actors into complete cripples?
the worst one was the one with Gary Oldman in, because he was actually good, it showed up how fucking awful everyone else is.

Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson are particularly fucking awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)
Haa haa Harry ! I'm haa ahh ahhh hamarni !
Her voice is so breathy,
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:20, Reply)
yeah
primary school acting
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:26, Reply)
I think Emma Watson is really dreadful
Rupert Grint appears to be getting better though. I thought all the kids were pretty dreadful though really, they just employed them purely on how much like the character they looked. Fred and George were pretty wooden.

I thought Robert Pattison was pretty good as Cedric Diggory though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:41, Reply)
Alan Rickman gives some of his worst performances in those films too I thought
and Maggie whatsit isn't much good.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:45, Reply)
I think they're great, good switch-off-brain movies, with great effects.
Sometimes the acting is a bit, erm, pathetic, but in general I enjoy them =)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)
I just watched Prince of Persia last night and that was kind of like that
it was great for what it was, a video game. It recreated his movements and stuff really well and it was true to the game right down to the princess being an annoying bitch. She was pretty sucky, I think she's a dreadful actress. It was light hearted fun so if you watch it with that in mind it's really enjoyable, just don't look for a decent plot line.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:46, Reply)
Cool, I'll check it out.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:56, Reply)
I'm here but not at work so I've got better things to do.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:04, Reply)
I'll keep my questions simple then
How was Glasto?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:05, Reply)
I got sun stroke on the first day and spent the whole time in the medical tent.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:06, Reply)
Shut up

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:06, Reply)
Yeah that was a lie.
it was fucking amazing!
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:07, Reply)
Thank Christ
That would've been a genuine tragedy. Band of the weekend?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)
Muse and stevie wonder were amazing,
Sophie Hunger was a great gig,
but Imelda May winked at me so that's my highlight.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:19, Reply)
did you see Rodrigo Y Gabriela?
Nelly Furtado waved at me once
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Nah I missed them unfortunatley
I saw mariachi al bronx they were excellent.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:21, Reply)
It would have been more amazing if Stevie Wonder had winked at you.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:21, Reply)
he might well have done
you'd never know
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:35, Reply)
muže: zabíjet

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:39, Reply)
spurious question:
did you have a good time?

edit: ack, beaten to it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:05, Reply)
Wanking?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:07, Reply)
it's too hot for that

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:09, Reply)
Wuss.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:12, Reply)
What a poor excuse
for a poor performance.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:12, Reply)
obviously not

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:09, Reply)
don't pretend you didn't miss me.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:11, Reply)
did you go somewhere?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)
yeah me and 177000 other people went to a field to do your mum.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:19, Reply)
That's too many people in my opinion
for the festival, not Kitty's mum
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:28, Reply)
Baaa!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:29, Reply)
were the rest of them also yuppies who like to pretend that they're wild and spontaneous
when really they just don't want to admit that they're boring and getting old?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:36, Reply)
The fact
that I bought some nice new shoes today
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:32, Reply)
are they nice?
surely that needs to be judged by a panel of impartial observers
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:35, Reply)
Hey Amberl!
I thought you were in Malta. How are you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:37, Reply)

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