I know what she got up to, you'll love this
She had a stripper! But in her mind willies are funny and apart from mine when I turn on the sexy time, not really that sexual. God only knows.

She phoned me straight after he had finished to say how awkward she felt and that she hated it, I should have tried that, but my phone had been confiscated!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:27, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd rather have a lapdance from a woman
I find male strippers a bit creepy. But then I'm hoping to go to Vegas for mine so I should be able to find something exciting to do!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I almost agree with you
Maybe a mixed lapdance... mmmm... my friends all want naked men.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Just saw this after my answer below.
I'll pick you up at the airport! But....if you're gonna be there more than 3 days, then do something other than stay in Vegas. It really does get boring after 3 days.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I thought that it probably would
plus I'd run out of money. I think I'd go for a long weekend.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Do 10 days.
3 days in Vegas, 3 days in LA (if you're so inclined) and then 3 days in San Francisco. Vegas to LA is a 4 hour drive or a (cheap, too) 45 minute flight. LA to SF is 1 1/2 hours flight. Driving is 4 1/2 hours and 6-7 hours respectively.

And for those trips, it's actually easier to fly than it is to drive, you just miss out on the scenery.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:08, Reply)

ooh I quite like the sound of a roadtrip hen party though

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)

*sigh* Fine.
Just chip in for the gas (petrol) ;)
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:26, Reply)

we can be like Thelma and Louise
only with less cliff diving
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:42, Reply)

less more cliff muff
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:43, Reply)

For god's sake
Perhaps you should point out to her that some men buy a shag on their stag night. At least you only bought some scenery.
(berk, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

From a female point of view,
it still wouldn't have worked if you'd tried it. Women are fickle like that. And we can be utter cunts like that.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)

^^this
Women can have completely double standards at times. When it's pointed out, they'll reply with "Yes, but I'm a woman". That's an explanation, but not an excuse.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)