look in the thread that Aberracion links to
and make sure you don't buy anything French. or a Vauxhall. because they are shit.

butter and marmite. or butter and paté.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:44, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This post is the most correct thing on the internet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Have you tried the extra strong Marmite?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I have not
not seen it for sale when i'm need of a new jar
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Whilst that post was completely correct,
this one is grammatically retarded
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:49, Reply)

it is
I can't be arsed to sort it out
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I bought it because I wouldn't be able to another time

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:51, Reply)

how is it?
I didn't really care for the Guinness one
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:53, Reply)

It's great
It's just a much deeper taste
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I'll seek some out then

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:10, Reply)

That sounds fucking repulsive
Normal marmite is bad enough but extra strong? Christ. I'd rather lick a tramp's arse.
(berk, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Ahh, so that's why you left the bash in such a hurry...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:51, Reply)

To find some homeless
and give them a good rimming? No, I promise you the train excuse was true...
(berk, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:52, Reply)

No ninja tromboning en-route?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 29 Jun 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Sadly not
I can't imagine Todmorden is the kind of place where that sort of thing happens. I do like the idea of men in black leaping out from behind bushes and going PARP at people though.
(berk, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:02, Reply)

It has comedy potential

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:02, Reply)