When camping
A caravan is bloody brilliant. When it's moving however it's a menace.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:20, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I got stuck behind one on the way to Aberystwyth
It was going 40mph the whole way and the roads were windy so there was nowhere to overtake. The queue behind me was huge. I think that people like that should pull over every so often to let people past.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:23, Reply)

In that respect they are a pain in the arse
but living in Norfolk you get used to getting stuck behind tractors whenever you try to escape
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I used to live in a village and it was the same
during the day it was tractors, at weekends it was idiotic old people out for a scenic drive, stopping to point at the sheep.

At night it was drunk drivers from the pub.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Number two makes the queue
as my dad always said to me. Although he's a bit of a plodding driver, so he's not bothered about being held up.

If the car behind the caravan is a wee underpowered one frequently driven by a little old lady (almost invariably a Nissan Micra) then it means the third car has even less chance of getting by, and so on. Eventually the wanker in the 3-series/A4 decides to overtake from 10th in the queue and causes a crash.

The lesson is to rid the roads of caravans, Micras and BMW 3-series/Audi A4-driving wankers. Then we'd have no problem.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:27, Reply)

caravans, Micras and
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:36, Reply)

No, my original statement stands
The wankers cause accidents, but it's the caravans and Micras which cause the hold ups in the first place.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 12:42, Reply)