I wanna be Gok'ed.
I wanna be Gok'ed hard. I want a capsule wardrobe of 20 pieces of clothing that will make me irresistable. I want to stand in front of a 3-way mirror while Gok tells me how lovely all my squidgy bits are and then give me a hug.
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:00, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

aww you should totally go on it.
Or get Trinny and Susannah to have you standing naked in the middle of London, or whatever it is they do. Usually seems to involve nudity.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:01, Reply)

If he can get that Desperate Dan jawed female bouncer to look good then he can help me.
I don't like Trinny and Susannah. They're harpies.
( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Then, why don't you try?
howtolookgoodnaked.com/blog/2009/05/20/want-to-be-on-how-to-look-good-naked/
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Nah! I hate being the centre of attention.

( girlinthehole, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:13, Reply)

that's how I feel about Come Dine With Me
I'd love to go on it but then nearer the time I'll start to get really nervous and then panic.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:15, Reply)

But he'd make you look awsome
and you won't feel bad about being the centre of anything. You'll be great!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:19, Reply)

they have the worst fashion sense, it's just hypocritical!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:10, Reply)

You see?
I thought of calling him for you, as a big surprise, but then thought that not everybody is the same and you might have got upset.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 13:04, Reply)