On a completely unrelated note
why are people on FML so mean? I don't understand why people click 'you totally deserved it' on so many posts where it was something awful happening to them like their wife leaving.

Maybe I take FML too seriously.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:09, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I had to block it from myself
because I got so angry at the fucking retards who reply to the posts.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Haha glad it's not just me
I saw one once where a woman had written that her 3 year old child had cut up her wedding dress two days before the wedding and in the comments there were people telling her she would go to hell for being a slag and having a child out of wedlock.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Mary had a child out of wedlock!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:15, Reply)

which Mary?
virgin?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

some mary I reckon

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

By someone who wasn't her husband-to-be!!!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

THIS

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Basically Christianity is based on one woman's excuse for being up the duff
which went way too far
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:21, Reply)

ignoring the whole "old testament" bit
because that it just inconvenient
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I never figured you for a churchy

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)

know your enemy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:26, Reply)

You're an ANTIPALADIN
A crusader against god
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:26, Reply)

thanks for sharing your intellectual point of view on the birth of our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:40, Reply)

that fucking slag

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

uh, hello
omgbullyingonline
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:13, Reply)

surely just clicking
'you totally deserved it' isn't really bullying.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:15, Reply)

it makes them feel better about themselves, like they're putting someone else down
Don't argue with me, woman.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:15, Reply)

sorry
please don't hurt me
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I can't believe you would think I'd hurt you
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I frighten easily
like a tiny deer.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I saw a deer last night, it was about 6ft away, my dog went nuts barking and it just stood there looking at us

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:25, Reply)

that is one hard deer.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Eh, they're all trolls.
I don't bother to read the comments because they tend to be at YouTube-levels of retardation.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:15, Reply)

ridiculously the things that wound me up most
were the way americans use the word liberal, and the stupid tipping system
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I read it on my phone
So only see the entries and a couple of comments.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

haha
"I got really angry at a website and can't go on it anymore. FML"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

pretty much
it's mildly embarrassing, but was during a period when I was so bored at work.

I went to the trouble of downloading a website blocker for firefox, and entering a completely random password so I can't even unblock it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:21, Reply)

It does seem to have replaced "commie" in modern yank parlance
as equating to something EVIL and SINISTER.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

which is completely absurd
particularly because the people they mean when they spit the word "liberal" are the ones that are generally like normal people in that they don't like war or destroying the environment
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Exactly
For a nation that spends so much time banging about "Freedom" and all this horse-shit about "The Land of the Free," they really do object to a word which, loosely speaking*, can mean "FREE." It really does drive me to facepalm.

*_{Or even, "liberally interpreted," - see what I did there?}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:26, Reply)

oh the irony
the gimp I have chained in my attic has more freedom!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I thought Chompy went to Glasto?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:41, Reply)

give me some credit
the gimp is masked but still attractive underneath

and if all you can see of someone is their eyes then you don't want the cold dead eyes of a rapist staring back at you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Everyone on my bank of desks wants to know what I'm laughing at
Damn you, Vipros!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Like in
This picture?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:51, Reply)

like that but with more gimp mask

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Rapey would probably make a mask from the faces of his victims

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)

More than anything else
More than the continued popularity of R'n'B, more than religious fundamentalism, more than Michael McIntyre's face, YouTube comments are what worry me about the future of humanity
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:20, Reply)

facebook statuses and comments worry me
this is what someone wrote on my friend's (I use the term very loosely, I don't know this woman) wall:
"saz tht nobhead graeme wont remove pics ov me n bradley frm his profile wen i dnt wana even knw hm n hes newt tew do wi me n bradley....help plz xx hw do i gt em off?? xxx"

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I could translate literally
but what it means essentially is "I am a stupid cunt"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I understand the theory behind text speak
because you're limited in space. However, I can't stand people who use it when typing and they have all the characters in the world. Further, why lengthen words ffs?! What the hell is tew?! Also, ov?! OV?! FUCKING OV?! *embolises*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:25, Reply)

My mum used to send me one-word text responses
As she thought she got charged by the letter.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:27, Reply)

hahaha
I tried to explain text speak to my mum because she used to send me 3 page long messages. She didn't quite understand it and now abbreviates words in odd ways. C and U are always capitalised. The word something is spelled s'thng. Cambridge is C'bdge. Etc. It takes me a while to decipher them.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Christ, you should read my housemate's emails
It's not that he abbreviates in strange ways or anything, he just types like a spasticated child in boxing gloves and doesn't bother to go back to check spelling or punctuation. If I have to forward them to people it's usually with the header "Translations available free of charge on request."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:40, Reply)

It is one of my greatest pet hates
I can't stand text speak even to save space - just send two texts, most people have more free than they can use anyway - but with email etc it's completely unacceptable. If anyone came on here and used text speak I'd, I'd, well, I can't think of anything remotely threatening, but, ooh, they wouldn't enjoy it, whatever it was
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I'd make full use of the wide and varied facilities that the internet provides
To SLANDER THEIR REPUTATION.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Vicious
Remind me never to provoke you into a battle of wits. Or a barfight. I bet you go right for the knackers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:54, Reply)

took 3 reads to decipher it
"Dear Saz,
the bounder Graeme will not remove photographs of Bradley and me from his profile. I have no desire to know the aforementioned Graeme; he has nothing to with Bradley and me. I would appreciate your assistance in removing said photographs."
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Bradley and me. On both counts.
you're no better than she!

*flounces*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)

what's wrong with Bradley and I?
edit: thinking further on it, you are right. "I" am not the subject
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)

You're both complete arses

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:31, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Oi!
Less of that
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I was referring to Bradley and Vipros
_{Edit: Mainly Vipros}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

oh right
in that case, carry on.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:36, Reply)

because if you remove the word 'Bradley' from the sentence it doesn't make sense
you wouldn't say "photos of I".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:32, Reply)

you are right
it was a temporary aberration for which I apologise profusely
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)

It's "and I" if you would normally say "I" if it was just you
In this instance if Bradley were not involved it would be "me" so it should be "Bradley and me"

EDIT: Damn your grammatical speed O'Hara!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:32, Reply)

ha grammar double teaming

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Oh, the mental images

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

hot

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)

You're the one getting double teamed mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:36, Reply)

that's what I mean

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)

So the idea of getting double teamed by me - ME - and Kitty, whilst we correct your grammar mistakes, turns you on?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I'm hot enough to make up for your presence

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)

this is true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Kitty O'Hara
"Hot enough to eclipse even the biggest bumder"...?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Aye
I deflect his gayness, like a forcefield.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)

it's an impressive talent

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I've told you not to share your pet name for my cock

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:49, Reply)

that doesn't make any sense

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:50, Reply)

It did in my head
and now I regret it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:53, Reply)

So all that you see is a corona of GAY around the outside of Kitty's eclipsing aura as she double-teams you and your grammar?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:49, Reply)

a very thin corona
almost imperceptible. You can appreciate how impressive that is given the overwhelming radiance that is Darth's homosexuality.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I can't believe you haven't changed your sig yet
Or tried to bottle it and sell it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)

done.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I Am Weasel.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

U R baboon

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:44, Reply)

You don't need pants for the victory dance
coz Baboon's better than Weasel.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I'd forgotten all about I Am Weasel
was it tagged on to some other cartoon?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Cat-Dog?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I saw it on Cartoon Network
It was at the same time as Johnny Bravo, Dexter's Lab, the Powerpuff Girls and Cow & Chicken.

My favourite episode is when I R Baboon erases the law of gravity so gravity disappears. Then when a fridge is floating over I M Weasel he writes it back in again.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Dexter's Lab was ace
I recall a great one where he kept putting off learning french for an exam, and ended up using a sleep-learning device with a record on it. The record unfortunately kept skipping when it got to "omelette du fromage" so that became all he could say.

this lead to him passing the exam, and various other things like becoming a massive hero in france, but when he gets back to his lab he can't say the password so it self-destructs.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:56, Reply)

haha that's win
I love Dexter. Will said I remind him of DeeDee though because I skip along through the house making a mess and causing destruction. Hmph.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I can imagine that
you look kind of like her
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)

damn you!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 15:21, Reply)

It means you need to defriend them

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:25, Reply)

In fact
You should probably defriend anyone with the name "Bradley."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:26, Reply)

one person redeems the name
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradley_Nowell

awesome band. shame he died of an overdose. the muppet.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)

When I put my pole classes up a load of girls friended me to ask about the classes
and I didn't want to be all snooty so I added them back. I am filled with regret. And pickles.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Pickles the drummer from Dethklok?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:32, Reply)

no, Sainsbury's basic pickle
close though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)