Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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I'd be famous for being a straight man with a beautiful girlfriend who everyone assumes is gay because they're jealous of the aforementioned beautiful girlfriend, probablyI'd use my fame to order a hit on Michael McIntyre
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Some problems with your suggestiona) Tom Cruise is clearly not straight
b) Katie Holmes munts
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I can say with some confidence that this is not the caseKatie Holmes is definitely a munter. If you disagree then you're gay
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+ in the face with my cock, because I'm actually a woofter(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:04,
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You want to be PJM?Look, this is my question and therefore my little world
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:14,
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They work hard and they PLAY HARD!"EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!"
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:20,
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Anyone who doesn't appreciate the genius of the Simpsonshas no right to eyes
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that is a particular stand out moment as welland it has led to me having the song stuck in my head
I fear I may lose concentration and blurt it out really loud and in falsetto
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:34,
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Why would you want to blind me?(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:56,
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but the Simpsons are shitand this is from someone who watched all of Gundam Wing when she was ten
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:03,
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Ah, well, you see, you're just wrong about thatand you've avoided the more personal question
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I'm always right. Well known factI'm fine thanks, it is far too warm here though, and I've done so much walking that my legs hurt quite a lot. I'm bored already to be honest
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:12,
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So you ARE still in Malta*furiously cancels text*
Just relax and concentrate on getting a tan so you can make me feel especially white four weeks on Friday
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Nope, Theatreland!Although just in case of a sudden change in career I turn up for work in a hardhat, boots and a check shirt with the sleeves rolled up.
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I trust you have grown a suitable moustache(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:27,
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Yes, I want to be PJMApparently he has a six-pack, which my months of training imply will take further months of training to achieve
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Was that a vague compliment?You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar
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You have to burn 9,000,000 caloriesevery day.
He's like the Chuck Norris of gyms.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:17,
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And the massive cock, don't forget that(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:18,
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I already have a massive cockIt's the gifts nature doesn't provide that are difficult
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too easy?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:33,
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I can assure you he didIt was like a fucking car wash. On his face
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