Would you like to ring my bell?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

No thank you
Kind of you to offer though
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I've had my saddle replaced since the last one...

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Still I must politely decline

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:50, Reply)

In all fairness, you did snog Chompy
Labs doesn't want to catch it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:51, Reply)

I ALSO SNOGGED APPLEBITE AND AMBERL
WHY DOES NO ONE BRING THIS UP, IT'S AWESOME.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Because you snogged RapeyChops.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I can't remember if tongues were involved.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:57, Reply)

for Chompy?
yes they were. We saw
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:01, Reply)

O_O
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I was praying there wasn't.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Shall I lie for light relief?
It was only a peck on his lips
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:04, Reply)

:(
Oh god, I really am a netbike.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:05, Reply)

no
you're not. There was no groping, fumbling or otherwise awkward manoeuvres. So you are saved. It was just a kiss
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:07, Reply)

A deep, passionate kiss
Where time seemed to stand still, gently harp music being played from somewhere on high, as some kind of primordial energy sparked between you and Chompy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:10, Reply)

You weren't even there and you could still tell that. Amazing :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Such was the Love between them
I could feel it, it was like 40 billion souls stunned into silence, before vomiting uncontrollably.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Netbike. Brilliant

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:08, Reply)

-trills bell-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:09, Reply)

That's not where I thought the sound was going to come from
shudders
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Yeah but Chompy causes - 172,000 reputation
whereas Applebite and Amberl are only +500 each.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I think Amberl should get +500 for each boob

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:57, Reply)

YES

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Geek!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Because it's not as funny?
And there are no pics of it to Paintmash Chompy's face on their bodies
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Lesbians though, LESBIANS.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:58, Reply)

"It's great, cause you'd have FOUR BREASTS!
Two 'Guest Breasts,' and then two you can take away with you afterwards!"
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:00, Reply)

alright Geoff?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Cleft.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Gusset.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:04, Reply)

We're above the Lesbians thing here
Mostly.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:00, Reply)

obviously not enough
to not capitalise it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Not really though, is it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:00, Reply)

what's the attraction to real lesbians though?
they're not going to be interested in you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Get your forcefield of hotness away from the gay women!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:03, Reply)

sorry
I didn't realise I'd left it on
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I assume it automatically activates whenever you see me coming
as it were
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:11, Reply)

there's always a chance that they might

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:04, Reply)

The end of 'Dodgeball' sums this up

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:05, Reply)

^YES^

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:12, Reply)

And if they don't it's nice to watch

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I've known a few 'real' lesbians
Most of them have been dog ugly. The hot ones were bi.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Amberl didn't mention that... *texts furiously*
I think that people don't bring that up because Applebite (apparently) and Amberl are really hot and it's therefore not worth teasing you about. Chompy, on the other hand...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:57, Reply)