Well, every exchange of opinions I've ever had with Al has begun with
him telling me what a phenomenally ugly cunt I am and how I'm unbelievably lucky to have a girlfriend like mine

It's a good job I don't have huge self-esteem problems and spend every day wondering why on earth a woman as beautiful as Ms Foxtrot would give me a second look, eh? Oh...

Plus, he SO wants me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:50, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If you were the sort of person who woke up every morning
wondering why the woman next to you hadn't snuck off in the middle of the night to find someone who could satisfy her and who she could look in the face without a feeling of intense nausea, then you wouldn't be the Darth Foxtrot we all know and, well, post replies too.

Also, you would have gone to KFC by now. But if you're lucky a b3tan might have called the police on your behalf.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I have two theories about you
One is that you so want me.

The other is that, like everyone else who calls me gay, you're consumed by outrageous jealousy that my girlfriend is massively more attractive than anyone you've ever been anywhere near, and you can't work out how I pulled her.

Frankly, I think the first is more likely.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Ahh, but to blow your second theory out of the water, I've seen Mrs to be Al and she's totally hot. I would.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:58, Reply)

That brings us back to theory number one
I can't I'm surprised
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I'm surprised that you can't string a sentence together. No wait, I'm not.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Oh, I really wish I could defend myself against that
I can't even be bothered to ninja it. Am suitably embarrassed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:02, Reply)

spastic

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Guilty as charged
*mongs*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:10, Reply)

But he's right, so what's the problem

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Fucking hell, you're hilarious
I absolutely have not heard that before *claps*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:01, Reply)

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clap
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:01, Reply)

world's most annoying post?
could be
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:03, Reply)

This is me caring
So so much.

Hello croissantchops, how goes it?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:05, Reply)

not bad
aside from the horrible personal attacks that have been made against me

if only I understood where Ian Dury was coming from my life would be so much better.

how are you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Who's making personal attacks? Want me to fuck their shit up? I'm only about for a limited time today as I have naps to fit in since bastard cat woke me at 4:30am today.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:13, Reply)

naa it's cool
cave duck was just being emo and sensitive. I'll forgive him, otherwise he might cut himself.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Cave Duck is a cunt

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I think it should be on teh popular page

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I concur
Damn, I thought it was going to fuck up the whole popular page, but it didn't :(
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Just ignore him
she's not that hot.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:21, Reply)