ooh my answers
I don't like it when people sniff. I feel the urge to become my mother and scream 'use a handkerchief.' Or people adding like at the end of every word/middle of every sentence

I feel sorry for Britney Spears rather than massively disliking her personally.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:52, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Handkerchieves are fucking disgusting.
Blowing into a rag to save snot for later. Yuk.
Sniff it back and swallow, digestive juices will get rid of it.
And if you get the crusties you can pick and chews for hours.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Hear hear

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

this
made me feel sick :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

My work is done.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:30, Reply)

it's only occasionally that I remember
that I had 11 out of 12 pages from a Britney calender on my wall in the first year of uni.

I used to find her incredibly hot.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I'm glad she's off the airwaves of late
Otherwise I'd like to find her hot, in a Joan of Arc sense of the word.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)

11 or 12 pages?
You mean you had a Britney calendar, you daft cunt

EDIT *re-reads* Oh. I still find her hot.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:02, Reply)

you probably correctly assume that they were all up at once
I haven't seen her for a while. she probably is still hot.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:06, Reply)

I don't think she looks very different now to back then
her weight fluctuates, but I'd give her one purely for posterity
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I'm inclined to agree with your sentiment

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:09, Reply)

yeah, she does
she looks fucking dirty now
like she might as well be walking up the road in my home town

WASH YOUR FUCKING HAIR BRITNEY!
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Don't get bitter
get thin
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I'm not bitter, her hair is gross
I think she's got a gorgeous body from the neck down, I just can't look at her face, she looks gross

here are there any other celebrities other than Winehouse that look like that?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I'd bloody ruin that

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:15, Reply)

it's already been ruined

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

From the looks of things
You'd be better off opening the window and shagging the night.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

night world

I just prefer it that way
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)

My mother thinks I'm on coke at the moment
Because I'm sniffing so much, having nosebleeds all the time and my eyes and nose are all red. It's the hayfever I inherited off her, the stupid woman.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Time to start snorting your anti hayfever pills through a rolled up tenner, I think.
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:01, Reply)

a tenner?
what's wrong with you man?!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I did it with a fifty once.
I felt like a drug dealer's whore.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Many things. *nods sagely*
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Yeah, what a waste.
I could get an entire night out out of a tenner.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)

:( I'm in Cambridge, having moved down from Yorkshire. Over a month in, and I'm still thinking "Your beer is HOW Much?" *grumble* Tenner doesn't go far enough...
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:08, Reply)

I only pay for transport, usually the bus.
And clubs are much cheaper with a student card. I don't tend to buy my own drinks very much.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:18, Reply)

See below

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Student card? Got one. But yes, "attractive female" is the ultimate pub discount card. *resumes grumbling*
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Not attractive.
Just confident, flirtatious and manipulative.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:36, Reply)

not attractive?
pfft. An accomplished liar as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:38, Reply)

She means if you give her a tenner
she's yours for the whole night. She's very cheap. But the quality reflects this.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Hey!
I am a high quality, prized commodity! I've never had any complaints, and I've had quite a few compliments.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:35, Reply)