Tread?
I quite like tyres, me.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Yeah, they'd be brilliant. I'd have tyres that print things I like on the road. Cycle over damp concrete, and leave the word "PASTIES!" implanted there for posterity.
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I once carved 'pain' into the soles of an extremely high pair of boots I had
Then I put wombat fur insoles inside them and exhibited them in Folkestone.

True fact.
EDIT - maybe it wasn't wombat, but some other furry creature from NZ of which they have too many and therefore make furry insoles and gloves from their pelt.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Surely if the word is 'pain', hedgehog skin insoles are more appropriate?
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:30, Reply)

No, it was all about the ...wait for it...
juxtaposition of pleasure and pain and fashion and beauty and s&m and and art.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

: /

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I didn't buy the wombat soles
My ex-mother-in-law did. She didn't give them to me either - I stole them.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:33, Reply)

They would be possum, very soft and they are vermin
like teenagers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:40, Reply)

That's it!
Beautifully soft.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I have some possum woven socks, they are so warm.
You can also buy nipple warmers...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Mmm...
teenagers
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:46, Reply)