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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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I am not!
I'm almost 5'9"! That's pretty tall for a girl.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:34,
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5'9"!?
I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
/gunnery sergeant hartman
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:34,
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Get the FUCK off my obstacle course!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:35,
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you'd better square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:36,
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I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass
and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:39,
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I like you
you can come over to my house and fuck my sister
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:40,
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Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds;
exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:41,
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I bet you both
could suck golfballs through a garden hose
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:43,
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are you a peter puffer?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:46,
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Get on with some fucking work
You're nearly as tall as Ms Foxtrot, which means I'm probably scared of you
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:36,
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I have none.
I've finished uni for the summer.
And awesome, I do love scaring people.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:39,
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I was thinking
'I don't remember her being this tall'
Then I remembered I was wearing heels at the time
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:41,
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wearing heels rubbing olive oil into my heaving breasts
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Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:43,
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naturally
there's not many times of the day I'm not doing that.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:51,
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Sorry, I meant Vipros. With the work thing
Your being 5'9" definitely lends credence to the suggestion that you're hot
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:44,
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