Empowered women from all walks of life will be showing their vaginas to men to demonstrate just how much power they have as women.
For this they will be paid MORE than men in the same position. YOU GO SISTAS! Men of all ages will be forced to look at the womens vaginas and breasts whether they want to or not. GO GIRLS!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Can I just point out,
I never specified who would be on the poles.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I think womens vaginas should be on the poles.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:10, Reply)

This

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Well it's an OT calendar,
I've already got dibs on May and Kitty on October, and it would be greedy of us to have more than one month.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Kitty was September I think
I remember she wanted to look asleep
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Oh yeah sorry, September.
You're october, aren't you?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Can't I be October?
My birthday is Hallowe'en
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Why am I not surprised?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)

because you're one of those hilolarious people who thinks that actually means something
and doesn't realise that it's quite a common birthday actually, because it is almost exactly nine months after valentine's day
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:24, Reply)

She's a pagan
so she thinks it's a totally significant date for her lolwitch friends and her to get all naked and dance around in a circle.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)

to empower their female side
of course
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Circlewank!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I don't know anyone else who is Wiccan.
I dance naked on my own :(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Me too
but I'm not Wiccan, I just like the attention
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Shame

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)

I accuse goody Applebite

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)

So were you a fortnight premature?

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I said almost
but no, I was only a week premature, I was originally due on Bonfire night
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Actually, you said "almost exactly"
The error is about 5%. That's not too bad. I'll let you off!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Pfffft
you pedantic git.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:39, Reply)

No, but I am hilarious.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:33, Reply)

I know you are, sugartits
I got all that from the picture of your pants in your profile
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:35, Reply)

only if you wear a pumpkin on your head
both heads in fact
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)

And use a pole to empower your female side

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I will do both these things

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:25, Reply)

you have to pose with Gonz tho, his birthday is halloween too

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I know
sickening, isn't it?

I'd happily pose with Gonz, he can be Rocky Balboa, and I'll be Apollo Creed
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:30, Reply)

is that some sort of sexy gay film?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:32, Reply)

It sure is

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:32, Reply)