you alright?
you're talking about destroying a lot of females today
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 18:54, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I think I might have the horn
I've deliberately imposed a vow of celibacy on myself recently, and either the women around me are getting more attractive, or my standards are dropping by the second.

How you doin'?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 18:59, Reply)

oh, quite well, I've been back on the celibacy bit for 3 weeks friday
but I think I'm going to go shopping for some snazzy clothes and go slag it up a bit this weekend.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:05, Reply)

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
I hope you find the whole experience very fulfilling
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:06, Reply)

it won't happen
I'll end up drunk and asleep by 10
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:08, Reply)

Ahhh..... How old are you Kristine?
If you don't mind me asking
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:12, Reply)

oooooooold
27
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:14, Reply)

Haha!
For some reason I thought that you were older than me (28), I'm jsut starting to get to the age where I want long naps and cocoa before bed
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:18, Reply)

You can both get to fuck with the age thing

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:19, Reply)

In your profile photos
you look don't look younger than either of us, just a lot wankier
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:22, Reply)

what? how old are you?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:23, Reply)

I'm 31
But I love you both for thinking otherwise
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:29, Reply)

It's the wanky hairdo
and eye make-up that does it. People who dress up like that are usually teenagers.

Or painfully dull.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:30, Reply)

I am neither
As I'm sure you're aware. You don't strike me as the sort of person who indulges dullards for as long as you've indulged me

Who do you reckon will be first to strikethrough?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:34, Reply)

Nah, I'm done with strikethroughs for the day
and I'm talking to you because you're one of only two or three other people who are here.

Secretly I'm hoping that someone better will come along
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:35, Reply)

You've been talking to me all day
When plenty of alternatives were available. Admit it, Bert. You like me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:45, Reply)

I'm indifferent to everyone here
any affection or bile is purely for comedy effect
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:48, Reply)

you're pulling my plonker

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:34, Reply)

Am not
The bottom photo on my profile, of me and my best friend Nicola, is the oldest one. It was taken at my 30th birthday party.

So many points for "pulling my plonker", btw
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:36, Reply)

hmm.....I thought you were a fresh 24.
now I see you're a stale 31.
sad times.
you've still got sexy hair, mind.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:38, Reply)

24?!!
Bloody hell, that's even better than you fancying me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:45, Reply)

me fancying anybody is nothing special
I fancy everyone
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:48, Reply)

10 minutes ago I would've been crushed by that statement
but now I'm basking in the glow of TWENTY-FUCKING-FOUR
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:52, Reply)

I'm called 19 all of the time

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Everybody says I look and act older
but that's mostly because I have an older brother who's short and immature
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:06, Reply)

now that the new roommates have moved in we've been up pretty late at the weekend
last friday I was up until 6am, a full 24 hours before going to bed
that is ridiculous
I like to be in bed around 9:30 during the week though, which is a sign of old age I reckon
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:23, Reply)

Definitely, you sad old bastard
I still think of midnight as early, but have only stayed up after 2am about once in the last year.

Cor, I remember the days when I'd stay up all weekend, and then walk home on a sunday morning with a pounding head and a Ginster's sausage roll for brunch
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:24, Reply)

I need my sleep!
It's so difficult for me to get out of bed in the mornings, I like to be in bed that early so at least I know I'm getting a full nights sleep.
Lately I've been drinking a lot so I've been in bed closer to midnight.
It's only cause I have to get up to take out the damned dog.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:36, Reply)

Ahh, what kind of dog have you got?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:40, Reply)

pitbull/labrador mix

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:44, Reply)

Scary little bastard with a fluffy side then, eh?
...and what do you call the little canine sod?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:47, Reply)

she's fucking crazy but I love her
she's called Echo
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:49, Reply)

and how old is Echo?
Pfffft, I just had visions of you out calling your dog, while everyone around stares at you like a mental for standing in the middle of the street going, 'Echo...!'

'Eeeeecho....!'

'Eeeeeccchhhhooo....!'

'Eccccccho?!'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:52, Reply)

almost 5 months
calling "echo!" isn't as bad as standing outside at night, like my neighbor, calling his dog "BATMAN!!"
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:56, Reply)

Pfffft
Americans are so retarded!

I'm only showing so much interest in your dog because I had a Jack Russell myself, and he was nuttier than squirrel shit. Dogs are awesome.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:59, Reply)

er....they get on my nerves
this is my first dog, likely to be my last
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:16, Reply)