'I am cooking'
'I will be going to the burns ward in a minute'

That was the joke, how could you not get that?!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:38, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Technically you still haven't got it
The joke is not that Tourette's is such a bad cook as to expect to be hospitalised in the course of her culinary efforts, but that she is PUTTING THE DINNER ON - herself
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:44, Reply)

Potayto/Pottato

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:46, Reply)

^THIS
What Foxy said.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Oi, shut up
I know that I'm thick and everything, but my interpretation of what you said is just as valid as yours, and at least I HALF got it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:02, Reply)

Yes sweetie,
so you did. Now the knife's cooled/solidified sufficiently, I am able to chop the garlic without resulting in Simon Weston fingers.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:09, Reply)

Simon Weston Fingers
sound like a delicious fast food snack
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:10, Reply)

Aye, makes Cap'n Japseye look like a poof!

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:14, Reply)

I thought you meant as far as the Viz goes
ALRIGHT GAWD
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:47, Reply)

Teeheehee

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:50, Reply)

D'oh!
I musta done jinxed myself. Left a knife too close to the stove, thereby melting the handle, resulting in scorched fingers as I just chopped an onion. What a colossal clungetard :o/
And it was DG's favourite Gary Twunting Rhodes knife...
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:56, Reply)

Oopsie daisy
but on the plus side 'clungetard' is my new favourite word
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:57, Reply)

I was about to say exactly that
You're awesome, Tourettes, so you are
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 19:59, Reply)

fucking
COCK-BLOCKER
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:00, Reply)

Why, thank you kind sir!
*blushes and scuffs feet awkwardly*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:01, Reply)

I haz the copyright,
but you can use it any time bro ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:00, Reply)

it's bert's fault

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 20:14, Reply)