Ms Foxtrot's the same with texts
Her texts are always proper businesslike. Straight to the point with no hello's, goodbye's or how-are-you's. If I didn't know her I'd think she didn't like me.

Um...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:51, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hahaha!
I do the same. But I rather call than text. Texting takes too long. I prefer a quick call, say what I have to say, and bye.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I'm the same with emails
unless they are formal. one of my mates got a bit arsey about it one day, but the way I see it, it's basically like having a conversation, with someone who isn't there and has to communicate by text.

I don't feel the need for loads of meaningless pleasantries with every conversation with my mates in person so no need via email either.

typically my mate carl will phone me or vice versa and we'll answer with the most ridiculous insult we can think of.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Examples please

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:09, Reply)

they are usually two or three words
so something like "twat rifle"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:12, Reply)

*paints target on cock*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I know her
She doesn't.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:15, Reply)