Still more attractive than northern women

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:38, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's only a matter of time though
Once they get stuck into the WKD it's game over
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)

That's why its problematic to keep your eyes open
If you accidentally catch ssight of a Northern lass, you shrivel straight up.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)

WELL FUCK YOU
First Kitty thinks I'm 25...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)

That's because you look worn and haggered.
and have a head wrap on to keep your hair clean while you scrub teh front step.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I'M STILL IN MY TEENS :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)

It's the hard life of manual labour you've had up north
it's aged you prematurely.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Maybe if I had hard labour I'd not be a chubby bint.
I had a proper heart to heart with my mother last night, about everything. She told me my morals were too good.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Pffft!
You obviously didn't tell her everything!

But seriously, that sounds like a good thing. I hope it helped.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)

It'll put me in debt, but at least I will be able to live my life how I want.
lolmoney.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Stop whining and get back down t'mine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Wimmin down't mine?
Tha's joking lad. That's weer we go t' get out of t'way.
And that's why we were so sorry t see t'mines go.
Nowt to do wi' t' jobs.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I'm very sorry
it wasn't based on your looks, it was because I always think of everyone around here as being the same age as me, I forget you and Appleby are spry and youthful.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Sooorkay
I'll forgive you. I'm a week older than Applebite, I think...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:46, Reply)

If you can still hear the Mosquitos thwarting your attempts to loiter
then you're young enough.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I can't hear mosquitos :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Well you're old, then, innit?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

What? Speak up deary.
Bloomin kids mumbling all over the internet, I remember when this was all DOS.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Roota is going to be over in a minute
to kick your ass.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:45, Reply)

she's an honorary southerner
as she has style and is pretty
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:46, Reply)

She lost points for going out with djtp though

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:49, Reply)

sadly that is the case

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

ahh yes, the typical traits of a southern belle
*flicks hair*

I don't want any of you dirty northerners striking that last e through and adding 'end'.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)

why would they need to strike through the last e
when they could just go +nd
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

oh yeah
shut up you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I'm a midlander, so
hair bean
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Bring it on darlin'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:46, Reply)