Thieving southern pikey.
At least us Northerners are honest as t'days long.
Good job we have winters or the Scousers would be fucked.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:53, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

we have to steal because all our wages go on taxes
which pay for you northern benefit scroungers extravagent lifestyles. by which I mean your fags, special brew, large tvs and football kits
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Don't forget all the money they spend voting on Britains Got Talent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I concur

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)

yes honest northerners....
www.blackburn.gov.uk/server.php?show=ConWebDoc.50586
www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/blackburn/5076077.Jail_for___197_000_Blackburn_benefits_cheat/
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5004431/Family-who-are-too-fat-to-work-say-22000-worth-of-benefits-is-not-enough.html
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I want to go and find that fat family
and use them as bouncy castles
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)

and use them as bouncy castles and boil them to make soap
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)

'we're selling women's fat asses back to them'

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)

I want to cave in their skulls with frozen pies
"We have cereal for breakfast, bacon butties for lunch and microwave pies with mashed potato or chips for dinner," Mrs Chawner told Closer magazine.

"All that healthy food, like fruit and veg, is too expensive. We're fat because it's in our genes. Our whole family is overweight," she added.

those stupid fat cunts.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:16, Reply)

"We all want to lose weight to stop the abuse we get in the street, but we don't know how."
PUT DOWN THE FUCKING FORK!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:17, Reply)

they make me angry
I weighed 16.5 stone at one point, didn't look anywhere near that fat fortunately because I'm tall and stuff as well, but having lost 3 stone of it I can say with great certainty that it isn't that hard if you're not a stupid greedy cunt like that family.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:20, Reply)

But bouncy castles?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:21, Reply)

BOING
*ripple*

*ripple*

BOING

*ripple*

BOING

*ripple*

BOING!!!!!!!!!

*ripple*

*ripple*

*ripple*

*ripple*

SOMERSAULT MOUTHA FUCKA!

*splat*

*leakage*

Next fat cunt please!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)

but they'd be all sweaty and greasy and northern
and you'd get it on yourself
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I'll be wearing a rubber suit

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Yeah but you should be in favour of that.
You could slap her and ride in on the ripples. On your board.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I approve of this

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I liked Andrew Lansleys comments yesterday
Lecturing people about healthy eating is counter productive. Therefore we should just give up. NO ANDREW YOU STUPID CUNT YOU NEED TO KEEP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, EVEN THOUGH THEY DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, THEIR KIDS ARE FAT AND UNHEALTHY AND SO ARE THEY.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Parents with obese kids anger me too.
Or those who say "Oh, I can't help being fat". Yes, yes you fucking can! It'll be hard work, it'll hurt, but you can do it, and therefore you should either lose weight, or pay for your own fucking food.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)

The ones ont the telly saying
I'd rather they had a burger than are nothing. YOU STUPID FUCK! Don't let them have a burger, insist they eat some proper fucking food!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Obese people sicken me. I can't help but think that they're horrible failures.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I'm glad I have slimmed down in that case

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I doubt you were obese
I'm talking about those that are practically spherical, or so fat they ride in mobility scooters.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

according to BMI thing I was
I never had any sagging bits or anything though. it's all relative. I've got a big frame anyway, and am 6'2.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Ah, of CHCB proportions without the excuse of pregnancy.
That would be me then.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

I don't really like Jamie Oliver
but I thought his attempts to get school dinners made healthier was really admirable. It was heartbreaking to watch parents smuggling McDonalds food to their kids through the gates.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

what makes him say it is counter productive?
if we tell them to eat healthily then they'll only ram more burgers in their fat stupid faces?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Because Tory voters don't like being told what to do
because they are stupid obstinate fucks and if you try and give them advice they will do the opposite just to prove you wrong. And I hope they all die.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

harsh but fair I think.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I have so totally highjacked this thread.
Where's Lemmy?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:39, Reply)

nice work
dunno. who was he anyway?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Not sure
the dramallama seems to have brought some new people to our shores.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

dramallama?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

batshit going mental

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)

It spits jizz in your face.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)

May I presume here that most obesity is within the (non) working calsses?
May we also then suppose that there may be a "Fuck them posh cunts telling me what to do" mentality at work also?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Well quite possibly
I'm willing to concede that.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)

But a lot of those people voted Tory
because they hate the "Nanny State"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I don't think so.
Most of them couldn't get their arses off their burst couches to go and vote.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

*seethes*
*narrowly avoids exploding into Daily Mail-esque rant*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)

But BOUNCY CASTLES!
This is a great idea.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:13, Reply)

I support this wholeheartedly

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Are they the fat cunts off Britain's got talent or X Factor or you know the ones I mean?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:18, Reply)

IT IS! HELLO! IT'S HER WHO WORE THE DRESS HER FAT DAD MADE!
www.unrealitytv.co.uk/x-factor/emma-chawner-returns-for-x-factor-2008/
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

awww
video removed by user. I was hoping for some top quality mocking there.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)

just google her name
there are lots of you tube clips of her audition.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I'm on it
EDIT: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I liked when they were on GMTV
I don't watch GMTV and I hadn't at that point seen the audition clip, but someone text me to tell me how brilliant it was and I'm not sorry
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:41, Reply)

that's on youtube as well
apparently Emma walked out on Lorraine Kelly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I hate you I hate you I hate you!
Why did you put me through that?
All that avoiding telly goes to nothing.
My ears are suing me now. Thanks.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

:D
Next, look up Special Needs Pets, or something about Prader-Willi syndrome
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Oh no you don't. I'm not that stoopid.
Edit: Aaaaaarrrrggghh my eyes!!!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:08, Reply)