I know!
They laid out a fake junction system in the playground with white tape and I didn't do a shoulder check before pulling out of the junction.

I did pass my driving test first time twice though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:55, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

First time twice?
Riddle me that, Batman.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I passed
and then due to some, shall we say, unpleasantness my licence was revoked. I then passed again. Take that society.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)

You don't get many poledancing corsetier hit and run drivers
Way to create your own niche in society, Kitty
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

It wasn't that unpleasant!
I just drove very fast everywhere and got told off for it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Tsk
everywhere over pensioners and orphans
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I have always felt cheated that I never got to do my cycling proficiency
they stopped doing it the year I was supposed to.

*shakes fist at lazy village policeman from 25 years ago*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

must have been a local decision
i did mine 15 years ago or so
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)

It was very "local" (in the "League of Gentlemen" sense)
but yes, just my village
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)