Hmmm...
1. Travel on horseback along the Silk Road.
2. Illegal drugs - it's a control thing.
3. Had a threesome.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:09, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

2. I'm the same, it's why i refused morphine at first in hospital.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Geep, what were you in for that required morphine?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Broke my leg :/

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I think I was given paracetamol when I broke three bones in my foot
They were punishing me because I'd been running across a car park in high heels.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Mine was a nasty double spiral fracture, just below the knee
From running into a brick bbq at 1am in the Sherwood Forest, while dressed as a ninja.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Yep
This is definitely b3ta
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Thought you were on the wrong site for a moment there?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Yeah but then your post confirmed where i was

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

In what way, because it's bizarre
Or because it sounds like Internet Lies?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:41, Reply)

it's not bizarre for B3ta
It's a wonder you didn't break your leg falling over another b3tan, also running through Sherwood Forest at 1am dressed as a ninja!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I guess I just got lucky

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I hated morphine
I kept passing out in the middle of a sentence.

Most embarrassing when you're teaching.

I'm kidding - I'd just had the Nuggets
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

When I fell off my pole
I couldn't stand so the ambulancemen gave me loads of oxygen. It was the weirdest feeling in the world, like being really really drunk and giggly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Oxygen, or gas and air?
The latter is fun.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)

While the former
is generally regarded as essential.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I don't know
I think they mentioned gas, so does that mean it was laughing gas? That would explain some things.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I've never had gas and air
I just cut to the chase and had some mainline drugz lolz!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Threesomes are fucking brilliant
Sorry
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Is 1. a euphemism?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

No
I really would like to go along the old Silk Road en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silk_Road
and I think to do it on horseback would be the best way to see it all. I don't ride though...so it would also be something of a trial.
Trial by sore buttocks.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)

This is why cars were invented
because horses are rubbish.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)

As a rule I'd agree with you
but think of the romance
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)

My friend owns a horsey
and she took me out for a hack on it through the village.

Turns out I'm hugely allergic to horses.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)