I could provide you with a top 5 if you like
But it would basically be "DF's favourite B3tans" which is incredibly childish, even for me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:01, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Well obviously I'm number 1, I don't care about the rest.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Do you mean based on how much I like you, compared to everyone else,
or how much I fancy you in the same context?

Bear in mind that I don't know what you look like either, but being a pole dancer doesn't hurt your score
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

bag her head
but the rest is alright
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I am a butter face

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I am a butter-body

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I dunno....
not all of it certainly
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Bollocks are you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:13, Reply)

I'm well fit.
I'll gaz you a picture.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)

What do you mean by that?
I am the number 1, clearly.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I could put you both out of your misery
But someone might get embarrassed by my tragic pandering, and she already knows who she is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Oh, I'm so upset with you now
:(
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Alright, which male B3tan would be your number 1?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Mmmm...
In which categories?

And markthebrewer is a b3tan, does he count?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Shaggability
and, for the purposes of this exercise, no
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Buf, that's difficult
You give points for being funny, and some extra for being a sexy woman. You want me only to choose someone I'd shag. I couldn't choose. I'd probably do all of you (apart from AA, who is too young)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Honestly, Abby, do you want the points or not?
Just say me. You don't have to mean it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

But it'd be wrong
You should have said a lot more categories, like inteligent, funny, handsome, gentleman... and I'd have said you're the first in all of them.

But a shag? Just a shag? No, you're more than that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)

The first to be denied?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:03, Reply)

That might be the most flattering way anyone has ever told me I'm not shaggable
So, so many points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:14, Reply)

It's blatantly me!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)

You're too young, baby!
It'd feel wrong, you know? I could be your grandma!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Huh?
Oh, didn't notice the shaggability bit, I just meant favourite in general!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Oh, well
In that case, of course! You'd have even more points if you had come to Castlefield for any of the matches!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Sorry, I would
But my housemate has decided to barely get paid this month, so kicking him out is draining all my funds :-(
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Sucks to be you mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)